-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.25 Feb 2004
Alternate verse 3:
Summoned he all mann'r of priest,
But their holy tinctures
Ne'er could make the leaking cease,
Though they sooth'd his sphincter.
Balming ev'ry crack with myrrh
'hind his back they linger'd
Laughing at their King's demur:
"I will not be fi-ing-ger'd!"