-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.1 Apr 2004

God doesn't need eyes, you idiot. He's psychic. Jesu only made light on the third day, which means He made the Heaven and the Earth in the dark. Clearly the work of a psychic being. So far, I have discovered that Jesu has the following special moves:

- Psychic vision
- Invisibility
- Walking on water
- Gourd of healing, enabling Him to come back to life when slaughtered
- Transubstantiation (the ability to transform into a communion wafer)

Muslim only has the following special moves:

- Martyrdom
- Twin, face-mounted AK47s
- The Mysterious Ramamamadan Spell