Fraser Allonby Q.C.22 Apr 2004

IT IS HEREBY DECREED THAT:

1. The phrase "five-star classy guy" is ferociously redolent of Milton Keynes circa 1988;

2. The phrase "pet peeve" is frighteningly reminiscent of Grimsby circa 1992;

3. The phrase "my self-esteem fluctuates" is disturbingly evocative of Hull circa 1998.