An all-lower-case poeme which portrays the author as the embodiment of all womankind and its historical struggles is at least as pretentious as anything else written on this site.
The checkliste was concocted by an old army chum of mine, E Carawax, in his MEDIOCRE POEME CHECKLISTE LABORATORY:
http://www.mycgiserver.com/~prawne/mediocre.jsp