i guess this makes you a swinger...sorry, i didn't realize i've become this cheesy

9th wonder of the world...amsterdam designated driver

Hmmmmm...I gather our lolipop is a womanizer and a jiggalo...you sound angry...6

this sounds like a monday at the playboy mansion

Your poem reminds me of a Philosophy class I took in college. We spent a whole semester arguing dream vs. reality...how do you know you're not asleep right now...prove it. Anyway...maybe you should ponder on that idea for a while....8

If this is for me...thank you...I enjoyed it...maybe I'll let you taste me but then you'll get tooth decay..ayyyyy...here's some Mentadent.

shit i'm drunk too 6,7,5..hiccup.

Hey - good for you, brother...I read the little comments last night while waiting in drunk tears for Santa Clause...I don't think he came, but I did, and then past out... Merry hey day...

SATANS SISTERS SRARRING YOU. Info The beautiful nuns of the convent of Saint Archangelo fall victim to their own lust and depravity. White slavery, torture and murder are among the many sinful acts committed by the perverted sisters. yes you are beatiful, and erotic..i only wish i could love you as much as your sister and satan, love me. 'white knuckle phillip' 'and the cowboy hatted jew' we did it for the love of italian film god bless you. you've made me smile an do my funny little spinning mating chirp. the mating call of the dry waller. but seriously the pictures were splendids and a couple of the movies weren't bad either, but lets face it honey lots and lots acting school doesn't hurt. stella adler's is good, larry moss, howerd fine wasn't bad andtheirs always meisner with room for stanislovsky. by the wat....nice tits.

at least you said it wasn't a poem...that leaves me standing right in the middle.

a merry christmas would have been a zero BRAZEN, A FUCKING ZERO! YOU DRUNK FOOL!!!!!!!!! I'M IN SECOND PLACE GOING FOR #1 IN THE WORST NOT FUCKING#3 bastard. it's okay i know you meant well.

merry christmas, germany! maybe next year, if you're a good country, you'll get your army back.

you went to her web site too huh? yeah, that ornella she's a something.

very nice. of course, carnal instinct is to fight your way out of any corner, not fade away into it...but the fighting out can always be used in an eagerly awaited sequel.

if you turn this into a formula and divide by pi, i think you have solid proof of no god.

you had me at ash grey with the cold...

mappy chrismakuh

maybe calling it "shit" was like saying "fuck you"...you weren't really calling it shit, you were just saying "i could do better"

Another poor me poem. Life's a bitch...get over it.....here you can have my family....cheers!

.....and they called it puppy love..oh I guess they'll never know (paul anka)....60s version of Timberlake....when you have to think about it then my sweet one...you're not in love....have an oreo...it will make you feel better....ahhhhh