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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 6:51 PM
BS. The point where you tried to change your tune was palpable.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 7:14 PM
Alright, alright -- I can see when I've been bested by a superior wit lol!! I thought you were a bit of a fanny, anagram, but I can tell you're really a solid geezer. Cheers and see you down the pub! Weeeeyyy!!!
anagram on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 6:47 PM
Then acquire something, Freddie is the messenger, bringing music to the masses.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 7:20 PM
I feel I must apologise to you as well, god'swife. The things I've done -- the things I've said -- they've been awful, haven't they? I hope your skirt has a place for me to cling to, because in your ever-surprising, constantly-challenging world I've truly found my raison d'etre. You bring a beauty and a joy to my life that I never thought could exist! Your courteous, frank, refreshing comments, your helpful criticism -- well what more could anyone want? And not only are you helpful and kind, but you're also a beautiful poet and a sensitive, wonderful mother! Just think - surprise your son with a lovely poem with your signature on it! My mother used to beat me with a meat fork. Perhaps that's why I've turned out to be such a sad, deprived, lonely child. All I ever wanted was some attention. I thought maybe I could get it by being mean and horrible, but it's much nicer when you're nice, isn't it? Beige. Beige. I see it... I see it all now.
god'swife on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 6:55 PM
You have Mormon's in Scotland?! See, I'd never get this kind of education elsewhere!
anagram on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 6:56 PM
I'll give a 10 why not,this twat wouldn't know fuck all about life if it bit him on the arse.P&k loved your comment LOL.
anagram on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 7:05 PM
Ho ho we have it sussed.DA the typical English muslim fundamentalist, hates the fucking place,wish they'd never set foot on it but wouldn't leave for all the love of Ally (or should that be Allah)If you don't like it fuck off to where someone cares.
god'swife on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 7:11 PM
It's a joke lost in the sadness of truth. I'm so isolated here in America. The Propaganda is rampant, and I, being me, am lost in my own world, so I look towards thoughtful ass-kissers* such as you to set things right. You have been chivalrous to say the least, and remind me of what I ought to be. *See Vitriol; Dark Angel.
please stop...he starts(axel rose to run up and down the stage, but he's no young thang anymore, so he winds up winding himself bad than he can't finish singing welcome to the jungle it's a bit sad. really.
Frass on Tunnel Vision by x311 31 Aug 2002, 7:14 PM
Your voice has created an insistent presence on this site with this poem, x311. The poem makes me wonder about the past of the protagonist/antagonist. I could see this as a lead in, in italics, to a short story that starts...18 months ago....in a little cafe in Santa Fe....
poetandknowit on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 7:19 PM
Palpable? You have no idea Mr. mysterious. The world is an easy place without eye contact and body language. So really what the fuck do you know. You are in the same boat as Shin, except you are just a bit more clever to say something behind it. That is all you have. And the same babbling as me. No, I never tried to change my tune. I just finally realized whom I was talking too. Simple as that. It was simply a reaction to an blatantly stupid comment. and settle down anagram. Your team won!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 7:30 PM
What the fuck do I know? What the fuck do you know? For someone who today wrote several hundred (if not thousand) words on the failings of someone he only knows from a few non-serious poemes, you're one to talk. "Simply a reaction." Yeah. Those multiple-comment, ad hominem but completely involuntary diatribes are a pain sometimes. You remind me of the ugly child who hates all the other ugly children because they're ugly. Let me just get your position straight: You know all about Shin-Bojangles, his life, his prose, etc., because that's "blatant", but nobody can discern anything about you, because what the fuck would they know and actually you meant something different because they couldn't see your secret hand gesture? Right. Simple. As simple as that. It was simply a reaction.
Frass on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 7:32 PM
I like this, A. I think it very colourfully paints a vibrant feeling and place; it does not lead me into beigeness and empty niceties. The crazy crown is scary, and who is Dicky bow, anyhow? What sport were your referring to with the score, there. Rugby?
anagram on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 6:52 PM
Anyway I'm starting to sound like a mormon missionary now so let us move on. I have achieved my aim of stopping the vitriol and have hopefully deflected some of your attackers to other targets and as a welcome bonus others have now read some of my juvenile but nonetheless approved by the necrophiles, ramblings.BTW The Hibs wonm today 2 - 0 at Motherwell.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 6:54 PM
Don't flatter yourself. Vitriol is still vitriol even when it's being orally applied to a firm buttcheek.
poetandknowit on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 6:45 PM
Oh yes, here comes the dark one to set us straight. But let me tell you oh rational one. I am not full of shit. I just had quite the long poo and I am feeling quite refreshed. Maybe you should both try the same thing. I was never earnest. That is the fun of it you nitwit.
poetandknowit on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 6:45 PM
Oh yes, here comes the dark one to set us straight. But let me tell you oh rational one. I am not full of shit. I just had quite the long poo and I am feeling quite refreshed. Maybe you should both try the same thing. I was never earnest. That is the fun of it you nitwit.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on 9/11 by TheDevil 31 Aug 2002, 7:00 PM
Fuck yeah. You've got it sussed though, right anagram? Footie and Queen. And pub quizzes. Or maybe it's the proud, sentimental, concerned, people who you share your existence with. Who knows? I'm up at 3am. I'm special. You must be special as well.
anagram on Here by anagram 31 Aug 2002, 7:01 PM
I could do the sarcasm thing and wonder if you may come to Scotland to be educated by Mormons but I wont,like I say we're no different to the rest of the world, why should we be? we have buggers that rap your door the minute you stick your fork in your dinner.But credit where credit's due - 'Crazy Horses' by the Osmonds is awesome and 'Paper Roses' just takes my breath away.
Bachus on Variance of the tapeworm by horus8 31 Aug 2002, 7:16 PM
no.