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<~> on Fetch by Limness 27 Aug 2002, 11:53 PM
he dug up the yard/he chewed my damn slippers/ he ate all the garbage/except for the kippers...
<~> on some deleted poem 27 Aug 2002, 11:57 PM
hey, i lived there too. don't forget getting the rolls and pastry at the deli/bakery sunday mornings.
<~> on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 27 Aug 2002, 11:59 PM
dude, i could make a cake shaped like a dark fortress, and he could hack it to bits with Narsil
<~> on some deleted poem 28 Aug 2002, 12:15 AM
certes.
<~> on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 28 Aug 2002, 12:01 AM
my mom would then thank him for helping her out--she prefers 'trifle' to actual cake; that's where you break it up and mix it in a bowl with coolwhip and pudding and skors bars... i don't thing he'd go for that. do you? he'd weep all over his glitt'ring blade...
<~> on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 28 Aug 2002, 12:11 AM
night mrs g.
Shin-Bojangles on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 28 Aug 2002, 12:09 AM
And you can count the grief-wracked hobbits instead of sheep! Poor things... Gandalf was pretty smart y'know.
Shin-Bojangles on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 27 Aug 2002, 11:45 PM
What's a nonsequiter? Or whatever...
<~> on some deleted poem 27 Aug 2002, 11:48 PM
blunt the neck, call the pecker on it!
god'swife on Fetch by Limness 27 Aug 2002, 11:49 PM
He's a flea ridden mongrel, his fart's make me weep, he's licking his balls all night long, I can't sleep!
<~> on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 27 Aug 2002, 11:51 PM
something that makes no sense, coming from off the previous statement. my mom is a master of it: me: mom, what time are you coming over for dinner? mom: do you know if your father is going to grandpa's today? welcome to my world. 1 hour later, she'll call and ask what time she should come over.... if i could borrow aragorn, or even an orc...dinner is at 7...
god'swife on some deleted poem 27 Aug 2002, 11:57 PM
A group hara-kiri. We, of the poet class have been disgraced by repetitively being forced to look at this dreck. beats a group hug. Thanks p&k. I'd love it if you'd visit 'Fetch' and help us out.
Shin-Bojangles on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 27 Aug 2002, 11:57 PM
Well, Aragorn might be busy saving the world or something... but I'd bet that he's sweet enough to manage both. He'd be like, "Hey 'Zina's Mom, make some sense already." and with his overwhelming sweetness she'd be compelled to obey. Then he'd like, totally wreck up on Sauron all over town. Or so I imagine...
Shin-Bojangles on Fetch by Limness 28 Aug 2002, 12:03 AM
"He ain't never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine." Oh, wait... crap. Forget I said that. I think it's better short anyway. It shows that it dosn't take much to incur the author's wrath. The attitude is brilliant.
god'swife on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 28 Aug 2002, 12:09 AM
Good night Aragon, goodnight Zee, goodnight Shin, oh and by the way congradulations on this triumph of a comments section! Your 14 syllables have inspired an epic. I'd give you a 10 but it would be a shame to add votes to this masterpiece.
Shin-Bojangles on Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles 28 Aug 2002, 12:21 AM
Hmm.. due to a burp in the universe it would seem that a truent comment from the Grey Triplet manifested itself here. It was awful... all the red... and the words... Anyway, I think I'll join God's wife in going to bed. A different one, though, I would imagine. Boy, it's fun to immortalize the reprehensibly trivial. I'm listening to David Bowie right now. And now anyone in the whole WORLD can know that I was listening to David Bowie at 4:23 AM atlantic Canadian time on August the 21, 2002. That fact has been indeliably burnt into the digital stone tablets of human history. What Golden Years we live in.
vulcan on some deleted poem 28 Aug 2002, 12:43 AM
hi!zz,i didn't get the meaning of your message.has it to do with your 2?anyhow thanks for reading my poem.I mean to delete it and send something else.i liked it though!thanks for the comment on "Escapism."
<~> on 'The Grey' Triplet by Shin-Bojangles 28 Aug 2002, 12:03 AM
alas! an enya tune! and i am already weary....
ErgoErgun on Untitled by ErgoErgun 28 Aug 2002, 1:06 AM
Delightfuly tangy yet unrefined.