Everyone
replying on Watching by DMonster
12 Jan 2004, 6:23 AM
Were they... sniffing the building?
I ain't weeping. Another time in that same office I walked in on a B&E, the guys were hopped up on pcp or something and had knives & I had to run from them to another office & call 911 again. And another time I was working very late and I was taking a nap and I woke up and heard men outside shouting things like "get me a hose on number 3" and I looked outside and everywhere was flame. It was the building next door--arson. I called a coworker who lived nearby, he came immediately and we rushed around unplugging computers. A big blocky fireman came in and yelled at us. "What's more important, the computers or your lives?" But they saved our building. I remember the firemen in the snorkels silhouetted against the orange night just before the front wall fell into the street and killed one of them. They looked like angels, steam and smoke billowing around them.
It totally hits. I don't know what I like about it but I still like it.
I like the style a lot, and wish I had found it carved into a desk.
fevriere
on The most trite garbage ever(in other words my love life) by thepinkbunnyofdoom
12 Jan 2004, 6:07 AM
No, no, please save it for yourself. Give us something entertaining, something I want to hear. And don't speak of daggers. Everyone knows there's no such thing.
perhaps he meant quaver?
marilyn manson was dancin' & prancin'
and with his pecker the bouncers a'lancin'
one tried to sue
and I think you would too --
for who knows what disease you'd be chancin'!
This truly ranks among the world's best disability haiku.
So did the Kingsmen.
Said the man whose cack-addled explorations of spur-of-the-moment buttmouthing are the least-well-spelled things ever.
Powerful words, excellent meter and rhythm.
don't stop now!
don't forget that he somehow managed to get a mess-o-adults griped at him too. which, of course, speaks poorly about the adults. ha!
It's quite simple, like a song, which makes it effective but telling instead of showing, which bores me a bit.
Marilyn Manson's music has nothing in common with goth music. A lot of excited, misled teenagers think it is, because they like the idea that they're "goths".
Marilyn Manson is to goth music what Kenny G is to jazz. Ask anyone over the age of 17 who knows something about music that isn't marketed to angry children who think "Satan" is a terribly shocking word and cutting oneself is a soul-searching, freedom-fighting assault on suburbian normality.
Marilyn Manson didn't invent atheism. He didn't invent corpse paint. He didn't invent singing in a ridiculous croaking voice. He didn't invent lyrics about cutting yourself, Satan, being misunderstood, etc. He didn't invent calling himself by a lady's name on stage. He didn't invent chugging on an E chord for half an hour. He didn't invent doing "goth" covers of pop songs. He didn't invent "shocking" hoodies with "FUCK" on the back. He didn't invent wearing opaque contact lenses so it looks like he's got a tiny pupil and no iris. He didn't invent stripy stockings. He didn't invent transvetitism. The only thing he did invent was a perfect formula for getting angry, unpopular 13-year-olds to buy his music, wear his shirts and go to his concerts.
Marilyn Manson has never done an original thing in his life, even though I know you love him and think everything he does is incredibly inventive and amazing. But, you know, that's because you're an angry retard. Which is the best sort!
There once was a black-clothed paintballer
Who at christians would constantly holler
He'd be far less wroth,
(& maybe more preppy than goth)
If only his dick would stand taller
prepropositioned gets one google, it's been (mis)used before, by someone in the navy
crapparoni gets two googles, one by a very cute 17-year old somewhere in the midwest
regretable gets 5700 googles, it's a common misspelling, and this particular semantic misuse of the word is also regrettably common, as I'm sure you intended.
infomasturbatory, however, appears to be brand new. I compliment you. I hope it enters the lexicon, it's a tremendously fabulous word.