In response to Nicholas' comment. I used the word "variety" as in meaning "type," "assortment," "class," "family" etc. (I looked synonyms up on Dictionary.com). I did not state that Jerseys and Gurnseys are the same breed of bolvine. I said that they are variety of cows. They both produce milk, so I thought that there might be a chance that their milk is used for yogurt. Besides, It's better than say.... Jerseys, Holsteins are of the cow variety. or Brown Swiss, Gurenseys are of the cow variety. I hope this makes sense. And I'm sorry if that isn't the how you interpreted it, I guess I didn't make it clear. And I don't mean to sound bitchy or anything, probably think I'm a little longwinded, but I just wanted to make my point. Thanks for the comment!

Whats the point of insulting a dodo bird?

Relax. All he did was suggest line-breaks so that it could be more readable, and less jumbled? And you got anal over it.

I think your lost my dear, this is poemranker and you are a shit poet and I have no mother complex, just a mother fucker complex and you are it. I will not fuck off but if oyu wish to bring my mother in to this - fine - it shows you for the stinking steam on shit you are. You Cunt.

Three days actually. Whats with you and using the old methhead comebacks? I was only performing my jester act damn you. Are you trying to push the Welbutrin & Prozac with free samples of Xanax & Valium?

What, 6 hours in one week?

I suggest you consider counseling to help with your obvious mother complex. If you don't like my poetry, then don't read it. Again, FUCK OFF.

Oh goddamn it, thats below the belt you bastage. Let me inform that I've slept a full 6 hours this morning before the folks next door starting pounding hammers at 10 am.

Sleep will often keep one from chiding themselves.

Yes sir.. do forgive my impudence- I am unworthy.

you hapless little minion... come now and brush your teeth- you can use my old toothbrush, I've bought a new one. Be thankful that I even allow you to clean your teeth, and don't dare beg for mouthwash.

Only the ones that follow the art of haiku- I myself have only just been saved, and given a new name signaling my death- and the birth of the shit crumpet, which allowed my rebirth to occur.

Awe shucks, I bet you say that to all of the sailors.

Mr. Haiku came to me, alot like an epiphany late during the night, and said: "Lee? WHY HAVE YOU DISRESPECTED ME, MR. HAIKU?" I was held by fear, and didnt answer. Then he said: "I will forgive you never-the-less, and be the blade of your redemption. YOU MUST SPEAK OF MR. HAIKU AND THE ART OF NINJA!" Which is why my minions have unleashed their minds and unveiled these lines of 575 in great numbers preaching the fists of haiku and lotus.