Coincidentally, that's what I gave you as you walked by.

Yeah OK, the slicked back hair should really go, you're much too young for that style. The guitar playing, well, lessons would be a difinite plus. (My 19 year old kid is better at it). Voice lessons......Christ they're only 60 bucks an hour, ya gottta be paying more then that just to show off your bullshit at the site. That is unless you are making money there, but I sort of doubt that. Dont ya think its a bit ostentatious? I mean all the bragging and stuff? But I guess wisdom comes with age, and who should know that better then me! Seriously, it's too bad Jim Henson died, you would make a great replacement for Kermit. Or you could have told Bert and Ernie to move over. I hope you're enjoying yourself with all that useless time you spent to create such a piece of shit. No wonder the Internet is going to waste. The only thing I found missing on you site was Viagra for sale (I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT!) and you offered nothing for penis enlargement, that really was a bummer, I was disappointed, not to mention reduced mortgage rates. Other then that, not bad really. I''ll give you a 9 on it.

Alright, alright..I decided to read up on what the fuck poetry is REALLY about. Forget the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! No Harley for me either, and although I've not been on Hamburger hill, but have eaten hills of hamburgers, I have been THERE, but they had different names. But that was WAY before your time anyway. Truthfully, I have to say, between you and Angle food cake, I've had a good laugh. FUCK! I didnt realize someone could tear a new asshole so easliy as you guys did. And believe me its not easy at my OLD AGE. But what the fuck, I guess I had it coming to me. All I can do is sit back and laugh a bit.......nope I wont cry! I can take the complaints, but just one favor, I'm a stickler on spel lin. Correct the typos. Meantime I'll find something else for you guys to rip apart, this old ass is getting old, a new one may not be a bad idea. THOM, TOM, THOMAS, TOMMY

Oh, I guess you didn't. I thought I read a comment by you saying you went to art school in Rhode Island (RI School of Design = RISD). MECA is another art school, and school acronyms don't count, cast your acronym judgment on someone who speaks in those ridiculous email abbreviations like "wtf" -those are evil, lazy, and useless and deserve any wrath you can muster.

The one thing I hate worse then unshaven legs (yes, I shave my legs for the pleasure of feeling my smooth silky skin- I am shallow I warned you) is people who love the use of acronyms. What in God's name are you talking about?

Thanks for the detailed feedback, I used it in the revision.

Don't worry about my hairy legs, I get more than you do. Nice research though, I guess I should be honored that you'd feel compelled to know more about the writer. You must not live in Maine, because hairy legs are a way of life (we need the extra hair for the winters). Have you not admired the sexy pit hair of a certain drag queen rock and roll star named "Hedwig"? Did you/do you really go to RISD and not see (and accept) hairyfied women? I used to work at MECA, and I saw nothing but.

You must've been invisioning the Henry VIII perspective of things.

Yeah, I wouldn't have had to talk about the Neo-Nazi's if they hadn't come to Maine to try to recruit in a poor working class area that was voicing some anti-Somalian refugee sentiment (led by a press released "letter" (manifesto) to the Somalian community from Lewiston's loser of a mayor). This group called "The World Church of the Creator" reserved the armory building in Lewiston, Maine and widely announced their coming to town. Fortunately, the ringleader (who was to be the keynote speaker) got caught a week before the scheduled appearance for trying to put a hit out on a Black judge in Chicago and was arrested without bail. The rest of the recruiting group still came, but few Maine people showed up (about 30 angry young white men, like "forsakenbro", and probably 30 media, the National Guard (just in case), and about 300 counter-demonstrators). Anyway, I heard that they just spouted a bunch of anti-Semitic stuff, which isn't what the haters from Maine came to hear, being more anti-Somalian in orientation. It is sad how kids get the idea from the TV news that Black people are often violent. Just think of all of the white kids in Maine who've never known any Black people and whose only exposure is to Fox news and COPS, "that racist welfare hating crackhunt". That's why all I have are rabbit ears that recieve PBS.