Jeremi B. Handrinos
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 12:41 PM
Well, I would if you could stop for a moment and realize that I didn't write this as any real poet would instanly be able to differentiate between me, and Nick (Settle) M. The boy wonder. Then we can pretend all that you want Richard.
I especially liked the paragraph about the mysterious ship that jizzed all over my prof's cat.
YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER
I AM SHARDIK
King Abdullah II
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 11:54 AM
B stands for Britt, not Beakism
What sort of name is Beakism
I don't care if you have Macs.
I have a PC and I'm staying well away from it these days
King Abdullah II
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 11:53 AM
THIS IS A LIE
RGallet aka Settle is not me or horus8 or Shardik etc
I see there's some fake Shardik running around now pretending to be me
Come on... He's too curious. You remember how much trouble we were in at the age of four? He's oblivious and surrounded by BBQ-ing Latinos named Chewia & Nina. He'll be fine, always. I'm the one usually begging him for attention, ironically.
WB!!!!!!!!!! Your son must be heartbroken.
Settle 2 SupremeDreamer 0
I do believe sir this news to be false. I have all Macs not pcs. I read your History paper Nick, It was great. I'm going to have to plagerize it, naturally. Please, forgive me. Do you know what the B. stands for? Beakism.
You are boring and stupid. I hate you. Everybody here hates you. Go away and never come back. Erase all your poems. Go fuck yourself. You have no potential in this world. Please leave. Nobody cares how you feel. Nobody cares that you are angry. Nobody even reads your poems. Everybody reads my poems. People care when I am angry. People care how I feel. Everyone wants me here. I have unlimited potential in this world. I am fascinating. Everyone loves me and recognizes my vast intelligence.
Richard! lol. Dick.
Yes, we would assume.
Okay I admit it - I am Jeremi "B" Handrinos
I'm sure your son will be delighted
<{Baba^Yaga}>
replying on MotherF*ckers Who Fuck Above/Two Story Apartment by JoyLuck
3 Jul 2003, 11:20 AM
I know your poetry fucking sucks and your user name is a big glowing pink tampon. Good god what else do we need.
No, she didn't breast feed me, she did giving birth.
reads well
the title mirror mirror is a bit overused
good ending structure, perhaps the words a bit cliched
other than that good, I like your use of modern language
Maybe he hasn't really left. Maybe this is some sort of joke. He always was a bit of a joker. A very offensive joker, certainly, but a joker nonetheless.