King Abdullah II
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
4 Jul 2003, 1:17 AM
You don't dot your middle initial, you fucking liar. And nor do I.
King Abdullah II
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
4 Jul 2003, 1:15 AM
YOU FUCKER
Please see my comments above. I am not Settle. I am King Abdullah III of Oman.
King Abdullah II
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
4 Jul 2003, 1:14 AM
How many times do I have to tell you?
1. You are an uncle-fucker
2. I am not Settle
3. GAIDS
4. I am not -=Dark_Angel=- either. He's on holiday with his mum and dad.
It's....tawnfabulous??
My mother left me in the wilderness Margaret.
If you think this is a poem, on a beginners level you're right.
I wouldn't touch my mothers tit with your mouth Margaret so go fuck a Volkswagon, trunk rat.
I happen to be very nice. Charming actually, would you like to see me be a gentleman?
This reminds me of one of those cards you would give your teacher, when everyone would sign it, remember? When they would be sick, and dying and beeping in a gernie? Well, unfortunately, I unlike those others who have left the heat of the kitchen, am a professional chef. I am prepared to never leave. I have a legacy of poetry to archive & I'm quite happy here in my studies. Carry on people, and know that I was personaly moved be your heart felt testimonials and observations of our under appreciated relationships. You have all touched me deeply. Thank You, and God bless you. And God Bless America.
Margaret, did you blue six poor Baba out of symbolic feminism, or mysogenistic lesbianism? watch this i'll give myself a zero and weep on your boob.
<{Baba^Yaga}>
replying on Tommy, an opera in D minor, by Vagina the 3 legg'd pigeon by <{Baba^Yaga}>
3 Jul 2003, 5:10 PM
My favourite part is when you say "hosently". lol.
Arghhhhhhh burrrrrrrr Arghhhhhhhh burrrrr
lol, LO/Ml;g.
You have the imagination of a house wife, indeed, pity.
Very good poem.
Your need help.
Shardik
replying on Extra Strength VaginexII (Free curse) by Wurt Kale by Shardik
3 Jul 2003, 2:03 PM
Three what, poemes Doug? "Look everybody, our laddie fancies himself a poet, a poet everybody" Pink Floyd, circa. 1982.
Perhaps he was smoking his sox, or sic with the pox?
Jeremi B. Handrinos
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 1:49 PM
No, I did not. I dot my middle initial Margaret, you have been sadly misinformed.
Jeremi B. Handrinos
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 1:47 PM
You sir, are a scoundrel, but what if I don't?
ahh we have been fooled
PoeTech
replying on Extra Strength VaginexII (Free curse) by Wurt Kale by Shardik
3 Jul 2003, 12:52 PM
I was also going to do one!! lol then I did three.
Jeremi B. Handrinos
on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 12:51 PM
I see you people have been duped, by Loki, again. Shame on the lot of you. Poor Cadacus even E-mailed me this morning to query as to why I thought he was a cunt this time. Let's all grow up a bit shall we? We all know how smart our dear Settle is here at poemcranker, so let's not all blow him at once, okay. It looks revolting. And I, for one, believe -=Bark_Bagel=- was absolutely right when he said, "maturity is more than Blee it's Blargh and poets everywhere should blingo on it's chin and get to know it, inside of their soles and harts." You know what I mean people? Good grief, get a fuckin' hold of yourselves. You all make me sick. Now then, back to my mature poetry. Oh, Happy $th of $uly. Sheep.