I love coal, but I hate meaty diamonds.

Well if you're Xena I get to be Ares or Autolycus. Either way I love you and I'm good looking but you're after Gabrielle. Damn.

Yes, quite apparent, I had hoped for something truely insulting, but seeing as to how You can't write poetry, (trying yeah might help but I doubt it unless you are D.A. or his Heir apparent because your poems do have a mildly similar demeanor to his), I shouldn't be surprised that you either lack the ability to go beyond basic name calling or for the sake of arguement are merely too lazy to do so(in which case why bother responding at all).

I see you're rather witty tonight. Have you seen the princess and the warrior? I'm both.

In oh so many ways. I used to keep tallies of responses: Blow Jobs: 10 Lectures: 11 Compliments: 6 "Mind if we step inside?": 8 Attempted Castrations: 2 Ahhh.... The Witnesses are such friendly people. Like midgets, only taller.

Yes, Yes, Shame, Shame, Poor Retarded me.

Aww... aren't you so cute! Yes you are! Does his Mighty One want a cookie? You are so precious, D.A. Really you are. Don't let anyone tell you different. I would go back to my livejournal but can't you tell that my life centers around you sunshine. As for the irony? What Irony?

Hmmm. Again a nice interpretation, closer than the other guesses but I'm afraid that you've only touched one of the many things involved here.

Is it effective?

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