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razorgrin on The little tornado that could by Bachus 12 Nov 2002, 11:46 AM
no, no. it's reading the news about the destruction while someone is down there. breakfast of champions.
razorgrin on Handy Smurf by Bachus 12 Nov 2002, 11:40 AM
okeedo! i'll bring the lube and the shining trapezohedron!
razorgrin replying on Perversions by razorgrin 12 Nov 2002, 11:37 AM
something you should be glad you don't know what it means.
<~> replying on Handy Smurf by Bachus 12 Nov 2002, 11:36 AM
um okay. can i wear my catwoman suit?
<~> on epicentre by richa 12 Nov 2002, 11:34 AM
niiice. in a dark way.
INTRANSIT on IF Now! by feathers68 12 Nov 2002, 11:28 AM
I'm taking the innocent death road with this. Liked it
Tintagiles on Handy Smurf by Bachus 12 Nov 2002, 11:22 AM
What the devil? Since when has there been one smurf smarter than the others? Oh, wait, this must be on the TV show or something. I'll stick to the originals, thanks.
Tintagiles on epicentre by richa 12 Nov 2002, 11:11 AM
Jesa. You sound like Guillevic. That's a compliment, by the way.
horus8 on Handy Smurf by Bachus 12 Nov 2002, 10:43 AM
okay the plan...us real street savy deserving poets like d.a and z and the brazester and nentwined the wall buster and all of those others and babs and p&k and razora and... well fuckit even blade. we're gonna bomb than anthrax than anal cunt kick this guy SMichaels@poetry.com because he crawled out of my t.v last night and toe nailed my cocker spaniel. what the fuck is this cads problem...he will not fucking give up!FUCKING CHISEL CHESTED MARSHMALLOW FONDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you can never e-mail the guy..he is apparently unreachably above us..he needs to die as soon as supernaturally possible..this is a job for the necronomican.
horus8 on IF Now! by feathers68 12 Nov 2002, 10:20 AM
what a mind fuck..JESUS! HA HA! unreal. not funny unreal...but kinda funny like a mouth full of shit. greatread...now in the dog bowl with you.
horus8 replying on IF Now! by feathers68 12 Nov 2002, 10:17 AM
nice recovery...i was about to say. what the fuck are you mumbling about, but you released you were mumbling too, and finished. well too . may i add. cheers
horus8 replying on An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku by horus8 12 Nov 2002, 10:02 AM
actually...good question. it's the hollywood shuffle! you see hollywood is controlled by the velvet maffia...especially now with ovtiz gone..barry diller and david geffen have the world by the balls, and obviously me along with it. perhaps you should catch up on reading the 'variety'(a snooty little fucked up paper that deals strictly with the entertainment field) a bit and get back with me later for another lesson...sorry for yelling earlier..it's just well...i'm fucked up emotionally these days and swinging at the fences...you know what i mean der.. ham nuts? carry on. fruitcake.
horus8 replying on An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku by horus8 12 Nov 2002, 9:52 AM
it's how you were conceived twit...what the fuck do you think it is? unless you're 10..then i apologies ("i'm sorry") for calling you a twit. twat. look it up in your boy/girl scout handbook...jesus christ!..the nerve.
Caducus on IF Now! by feathers68 12 Nov 2002, 9:33 AM
this sounds like a scene from a film called the prophecy, its a nice poem, too prayerlike for me, it wouldnt be out of place in a salacious mood. I have a theory of Angels.....the sound of your heartbeat is really the flapping of angels wings and that your heart is broken it carries your soul unto heaven so you are reincarnated into a new host so you have another chance of finding truelove, they are our guardian angels, bastards of a God who condemned them for challenging fate, so when you see a feather fall, it is an angel falling from grace, and they rain their love down on you, you cant fell it soak you but it does, What do i know man i'm fucked up
dude's on an anal cunt kick. http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/picnicoflove.html
nentwined replying on My Woman, My Lover, My Friend by -=SeTTle=- 12 Nov 2002, 9:03 AM
oops. because you weren't using cookies, all your information was in the sessionid as part of the URLs you sent me. la. I wasn't watching/thinking.
Go anal cunt! http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/picnicoflove.html#9
-=SeTTle=- replying on Picnic Of Love by -=SeTTle=- 12 Nov 2002, 8:51 AM
I know, but what's the point of writing original work when a band called Anal Cunt did it so much better?? Besides, they broke up. They're from my hometown, and furthermore, they'd find this hilarious. Furtherfurthermore, some of you fell for it. FAGS.
You know, I had some reservations about posting stolen poetry, but then I thought: this is by a band called Anal Cunt. They wrote a song called "Pottery is Gay", and one called "Your Son Killed Himself Because You Suck" (about Eric Clapton). Now, as an artistic statement, the theft of such work is a great deal more effective than actually writing it. So call me a thief if you will - but be sure to remember that I stole from Anal Cunt, and that you fell for it. FAGS.
<~> replying on Horse Burgers by flanners 12 Nov 2002, 8:32 AM
my bad. too much cough syrup this morning. hic.