I'm in London and it's time to go home! At last. So you see, i have an excuse for my tetchiness. many apologies.

long hard day? it's only noon where i am. where are you? you didn't take anything the wrong way, by the way (well, maybe a little). it's taken quite a toll, all this.

Don't be so sensitive or you'll what?

Ugh. Sorry. Now I'm embarrassed. It's been a long hard day and I'm taking things the wrong way. I missed the irony of your last comment.

i'm joining your little game, young boy. don't be so sensitive or i'll

Yes actually, how annoying. Why call yourself Unity Mitford and come on to the site and get huffy when people try to probe you about why you have chosen that name? Assuming that people that will not heard of U Mitford as well - does it annoy you that someone actually has? Oh, why has this rattled my cage. Maybe I don't like it when I realise someone doesn't want to join in with my little game. Bleagh. But anyway. Don't be so sniffy.

Well excuse me, some of us have heard about you from elsewhere than the Internet. Pardon me.

stop reading about me on the internet. and no, i'm long dead.

You ever talk to your sisters?

describe 'hung'

indeed.

Apparently Eva was a disaster in the Alsatian and riding crop department. No wonder he was so pleased to see you. the way your combed your hair all straight and precise.... an Aryan dictator's dream.

he had that hulking Alsatian and the riding crop. they both glistened when i was through.

he hung out with me.

But he loved Eva! How could he!