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jessicazee replying on Your Mama by jessicazee 23 Oct 2002, 4:11 PM
This is the stupidest poem i ever writ.
jessicazee replying on Comfort Food by jessicazee 23 Oct 2002, 4:07 PM
tee hee i grew up in Racine & now reside north in the bigger, beerier burg. I like Tenuta's so very much and also the Keno Drive-Inn.
Bachus on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog 23 Oct 2002, 4:02 PM
see that children...da's back on top again..thank's to this brave new mexican cad..hiccup.i'm sorry lol!i fell of the wagon good night!
Bachus on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog 23 Oct 2002, 3:56 PM
okay well here goes..i just wanna take this opportunity to say that -=Dark Angel=- is well..my hero, and the more of his poetry that i, myself, and the rest of us digest the better of we'll be mmmkay..and his pet monkey is currently reading better, and mankind is safe mmmkay..and it's..alright that this miserable cad tlb has dethroned the lord of the "prawne" the "poeme" the "an", the "gay blade", the "poop deck" "the nude", the ever popular "embrowning", and many, many, many more philosophicaly stimulating jargon tweaks not to mention the esteamed "BEAK" and the "out the window" the "breaking of wind in the masters chamber"...not to mention bum attacks to the enth degree [internet poets around the globe murmor] [in agreement] furthermore i demand that we as theologians, satanists philosophers and alchemists take a closer look at this 'work of art' (mr. bog's stain above) at its shape and 'wordplay' the way it strikes deep into your soul and says "hey we're okay..give me a hug, and by the way THE OCEAN IS DEEP FUCKING DEEP!@ DEEP MOTHERFUCKER! WANNA FISH WITH ME BITCH...HUH WANNA FISH ...WITH CEMENT SHOES? FIND THE SIX STOMACHED SHARK YOU LITTLE FUCKER! I'M sorry oh jeez..i fell horrible.it's just that well..i'm sad and sorta lonely.i didn't mean to yell forgive me?..you know..i'm tired and sick man just so god damn tired you know it used to be so much easier and now look at it..it's deep and complicated LIKE THE OCEAN! FUCK YEAH THE OCEAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! were was i again ? oh yeah sad and worried about..well you know life in general...lets take a MOMENT to pray ..sorry.. um lord jesu..we are sinners and fornicators and drunks oh lord...we are bad through and through..the whole lot of us..lord could you please FLOOD US OUT..YEAH FUCK! BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER!~ YERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! have you been giving other people tens mr.t and fiddling with the worst catagory..cuz i'm looking at it and seeing england dominating extensively,so here's some back your way..dick. from the usa and me and pan! and whitEKNUCKLED PHILLIP YEAH! DEEP M OTHA FFERR! deep and beautifull, vast man..timeless the mother of all life..the returning to the womb..the waters of chaos. good day sir!
little_angel_maria replying on confused by little_angel_maria 23 Oct 2002, 2:14 PM
ello thankiez *hugz* u so special lol
little_angel_maria replying on Love by little_angel_maria 23 Oct 2002, 2:10 PM
lol craig david is a singer and i really like him i thnk his music rocks here in england logan my ex lol
Bachus on From a letter (never sent) by UnityMitford 23 Oct 2002, 1:52 PM
no..it's tether ball with the smurfs in a raquetball court somwhere in ranchocucomunga, cuz if it's noon it's west coast..here.here..toast!
They are not always at war? Since when? what papers do you read?
<{Baba^Yaga}> on one man opponent by chinstrap 23 Oct 2002, 12:56 PM
why?>'
poetandknowit replying on Love by little_angel_maria 23 Oct 2002, 12:37 PM
Who is logan, and who the fuck is Craig David? And why are you his girl when you really love logan. what is up with you!
limonade replying on Love by little_angel_maria 23 Oct 2002, 12:34 PM
I know it seems unfair, kitten. But there are much better boys out there for you.
part 3? part 3? lol! wow! you leave tons to mystery with the first two. could you please jettison from your vehicle soon, on i 75. thanks.
perhaps than you are a FUCKING TEN LB. GALLSTONE SQUEEZING YOUR TINY FUCKING HEAD OUT OF MY URETHRA AND THEN plop tidal wave from the toilet...legs fly out from under neath me..me head cracks toilet...u.p.s rings doorbell...WHAT! WHAT!..."sir we have your anrthrax right here"....pie in my face. you sir are tasteless..
poetandknowit on Dirty in England by INTRANSIT 23 Oct 2002, 12:20 PM
This sucks even upside down! Are you trying to be someone you are not? Good try!! Keep up the positive spirit!! Call out to poets!! Long live poetry!! Hear, here!!
<{Baba^Yaga}> on journey to being the top rapper by kliq 23 Oct 2002, 12:13 PM
you're funny, but not like pooh with a handful of honey.. you want a duel..go get your snaps..it's on to lasvegas.i'm the king at craps..seven, eleven or haven't you heard..i'm in your grandma's bathroom and i'm doing the bird..but not to over step my highschool brain..that's why they call me Lord Celophane. Bitchh
<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on A meeting at Maverick, then dinner. by <{Baba^Yaga}> 23 Oct 2002, 12:02 PM
not always...it could be argued that if x= nothing,z= something, and y= everything:) might be x times z divided by -god over everytyhing would equal (the current assembled position of our perception) but doubts are begin to arise like pools about the cavern. excuse me while i feed my chilean rose tarantula.
darby pyn on From a letter (never sent) by UnityMitford 23 Oct 2002, 12:00 PM
very nice. 8
Tintagiles on Violent edge by kliq 23 Oct 2002, 11:23 AM
Come on now. You know she enjoys it.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Remarkalbly boring, this series.
Tintagiles replying on From a letter (never sent) by UnityMitford 23 Oct 2002, 11:19 AM
'Few people know that to please her lover, Eva Braun combed her pussy hair to one side.' -- George Carlin.