MY FEELINGS ARE VALID AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME

This is QUITE a sestina. The definition of sestina provided by kaolin fire is wrong. Sestina comes from the Latin root Sest- meaning to Sustain, and a connecting -i, with -na verbal form suffix, all together meaning to be Sustained. If it did not shout out from my beautiful sestina itself, I will rephrase: My pain, as suffered, did QUITE sustain, terbenaw, and I do hope that goes without further interpretation, by golly. I've heard other blashpemes accusing my sestina poem as something called an Acrostic. This is such not the case. Look no further than the Latin roots forming the word Acrostic: Acro-, meaning above, or beyond; Sti- meaning a Stick; and -c, adverjection forming suffix; all together, meaning One Whom Flogs. I don't see any evidence of flogging in my poem, outside of the heart pains and other wrenching of organs of arbitrary traditional function. Be it as it might, without the proper instrumentation for you knowing any other so, I will take this opportunity to remind your Soul that I have IN FACT published the above manuscription in song format, and your transductional radio appendage will soon hear for you its radio waves and flap for you the necessary air pressure fluctuations GOOD DAY MISSUS.

I'm trying to figure out what sort of neurological damage results in such acute comma neglect. I haven't seen such precise coup-countercoup sheering since my maid hit her head on the sunroom entryway filigree and lost the ability to make puns involving kitchen utensils.

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Cranberry Manishevitz: never scared of ALChemy again shall i be, for you are the undulating shag carpet beneath my bottom, and for you i scoot, the triennial scoot, and slide among the others, to make the shag carpet all go in one direction just in this one part of the room for me and you, so that one year, when your shag grows dull, and my bottom becomes chapped and fearful once again of ALChemy (notwithstanding my previous commitment), we might plop, together, and run our hands atop the carpet to produce gustatory synaesthetia, that will entertain us beyond our final transduction

lol you're right. that's what i get for writing it in 2 minutes with no edit

Thanks for the tip!