replying on Steak and Satin by Dovina
3 Nov 2005, 11:42 AM
I've got a third one but it's for sitting on.
replying on Dear George Bush by scitz
3 Nov 2005, 11:22 AM
That's because democrats tend to be isolationist pussies.
replying on Steak and Satin by Dovina
3 Nov 2005, 7:02 AM
If you are one. That would explain your Diva-like name.
Now get me my beer WENCH!
Now get me my beer WENCH!
replying on Dear George Bush by scitz
3 Nov 2005, 6:52 AM
Your statement has us pissing in our pants. But it's not out of fear.
on Dear George Bush by scitz
3 Nov 2005, 6:49 AM
Millions of people in England will soon be suing you for plagiarism.
I'm guessing the big space in the middle is where you sprinkle the anthrax.
When they take one of those bus bombs and drive it into Westminster Abbey during a royal wedding then you can talk to us about our leaders. Till then worry about old Tony and how soon before one of your slutty popstars pops Prince William's cherry.
I'm guessing the big space in the middle is where you sprinkle the anthrax.
When they take one of those bus bombs and drive it into Westminster Abbey during a royal wedding then you can talk to us about our leaders. Till then worry about old Tony and how soon before one of your slutty popstars pops Prince William's cherry.
on ~PROM MEANS 2 ME~ by T. Jonathron Remp
3 Nov 2005, 6:31 AM
Aperrantly youor parants passt allong thiere traddishun
uv mispeling 2 U.
I don't know if your poem represents the prom very well but it's a perfect example of the second part.
uv mispeling 2 U.
I don't know if your poem represents the prom very well but it's a perfect example of the second part.
replying on Steak and Satin by Dovina
2 Nov 2005, 4:14 PM
A nice poem about masterbation.
I give this poem two nipples up. (*Y*)
I give this poem two nipples up. (*Y*)
replying on Steak and Satin by Dovina
2 Nov 2005, 11:19 AM
But it's what you asked for.
on 'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' by scitz
2 Nov 2005, 11:17 AM
Ironically it coincides with recent topics of conversation on Poemranker. But that's probably why you reposted it.
replying on Steak and Satin by Dovina
2 Nov 2005, 10:45 AM
Buuurrrrrrrrrrrrpppp!! Now get me another beer wench.
My vote is for Busch.
My vote is for Busch.
replying on The Queen Mums Teeth by scitz
2 Nov 2005, 10:39 AM
Yes. Transvestites are wankers too.
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
2 Nov 2005, 7:48 AM
Forget the "No" I missread you the first time.
replying on Steak and Satin by Dovina
2 Nov 2005, 7:45 AM
But only while having Mandingo sex.
replying on The Queen Mums Teeth by scitz
2 Nov 2005, 7:40 AM
I clicked the Poemwanker link and got a wanker list. Turns out you have quite a following. How flattering it must be for you.
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
2 Nov 2005, 7:32 AM
My point is made.
on Steak and Satin by Dovina
2 Nov 2005, 6:06 AM
Is that all you women ever think about? Sheesh!
replying on The Queen Mums Teeth by scitz
2 Nov 2005, 6:02 AM
What's up with the orange Ws?
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
2 Nov 2005, 5:41 AM
How true, how true.
Have you seen that Tony Sinclair dude in those Tanqueray ads?
Makes you feel good to be white again don't it?
Have you seen that Tony Sinclair dude in those Tanqueray ads?
Makes you feel good to be white again don't it?
I wouldn't mind a few more stanzas given it's pleasant meter.