replying on The Gospel According to Zodiac by Dovina
31 Oct 2005, 3:32 PM
The time on my comments is 5 hours fast.
replying on The Gospel According to Zodiac by Dovina
31 Oct 2005, 3:19 PM
My days of Irish coffee in the morning have long since gone.
You must not watch the show much.
Squidward's the intellectual one. No matter how much he tries to get his point across, or thwart Spongebob's success Spongebob always lucks out. No body seems to understand Squidward.- Sound familiar?
Besides, how does a sober person decide to write a poem proclaiming Spongebob as God.
You must not watch the show much.
Squidward's the intellectual one. No matter how much he tries to get his point across, or thwart Spongebob's success Spongebob always lucks out. No body seems to understand Squidward.- Sound familiar?
Besides, how does a sober person decide to write a poem proclaiming Spongebob as God.
Early one St. Patricks day a drunken defeated looking black man confronts a protistant priest. "Father", he says "I've searched far and wide and I've yet to find a white man who is not a racist." "But my son", the priest replies "I swear to God that I am not a racist and I am most certainly white". The black man becomes enraged. "Blasphemer, lier, racist pig!" He yells, proceeding to beat the priest within an inch of his life. He spits in the face of the priest who now lies helpless in the streets and stomps off around the corner into a crowd of Irish performers prepairing to for the morning parade. Two police officers notice the priest lying in his own blood. They rush to him as he tries to get up. Helping the priest to his feet, they ask him who would do such a thing. The priest takes them around the near by corner, points into the crowd and says, "Who the hell do you think!? That God damned nigger over there did it!
on Stolen Innocence by TLRufener
31 Oct 2005, 8:50 AM
"Don't hate the playa, hate the game." -Tupac
We've all had our hearts broken. The difference between us and you is the capacity to learn from our mistakes. You didn't have your life taken, you're just brain dead.
We've all had our hearts broken. The difference between us and you is the capacity to learn from our mistakes. You didn't have your life taken, you're just brain dead.
on The Gospel According to Zodiac by Dovina
31 Oct 2005, 8:40 AM
I would have thought he was more of a Squidward sympathist.
I never realised Jesus was so popular with the potheads and gays till now.
I never realised Jesus was so popular with the potheads and gays till now.
replying on brave new world still a bit timid by FreeFormFixation
31 Oct 2005, 7:59 AM
In a Barry Sanders vs. Emmitt Smith kinda way the record has been broken by the Hutu in Rwanda.
replying on island nation by skaskowski
31 Oct 2005, 7:50 AM
No I'm canserous (July 8). This was probably at one time Russian.
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
31 Oct 2005, 3:45 AM
(cough)-bullshit-(cough)
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
30 Oct 2005, 8:29 AM
You must have been sorely disappointed when you found out what the BJ in BJU really stood for.
You set'em up, I knock'em down.
You set'em up, I knock'em down.
replying on island nation by skaskowski
30 Oct 2005, 8:19 AM
It's addictive isn't it?
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
30 Oct 2005, 7:01 AM
Illustration and commercial art. My economics teacher and my family economics basically screwed my chances of getting into any decent college. Otherwise I probably would have taken some psychology classes and became a teacher or criminal profiler as both seem to require simular skills nowadays.
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
30 Oct 2005, 6:52 AM
Apparently you also read grammatically incorrectly.
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
30 Oct 2005, 6:48 AM
Aspire en mi lollipop.
replying on I don't rhyme enough, eh? by Niphredil
30 Oct 2005, 6:38 AM
While I was going to school for art I lived with 2 strippers, a witch, a satan worshiper, a crack addict, a transvestite, a martial arts master who happened to look exactly like Dave Grohl and the pothead son of a banker all in a 3 bedroom dorm at the same time.
replying on Alert me by T. Jonathron Remp
30 Oct 2005, 6:17 AM
I think I'll call him TJ on a throne. Sounds like a Disney channel movie.
on An Allegory to No One by MacFrantic
30 Oct 2005, 6:13 AM
Not really an allegory but I guess No One won't mind that.
on brave new world still a bit timid by FreeFormFixation
30 Oct 2005, 4:50 AM
Anne Frank's novel?!
Are you saying she made all that shit up?
If it's lame it can't be a standard novel, same with drivel as standardized education. Standard means acceptable.
Who is neutral milk hotel and why isn't he/she or it capitalized?
"a feely fraught with emptiness" is contradictory but I'm sure you'd meant to be oxymoronic.
Good use of alliteration.
Are you saying she made all that shit up?
If it's lame it can't be a standard novel, same with drivel as standardized education. Standard means acceptable.
Who is neutral milk hotel and why isn't he/she or it capitalized?
"a feely fraught with emptiness" is contradictory but I'm sure you'd meant to be oxymoronic.
Good use of alliteration.
replying on Poetry is where you find it by INTRANSIT
30 Oct 2005, 4:21 AM
I'll mail it to you and let you know.