According to Dovina's reply ask them if they would date her. If they say no there's a likelyhood they are one of the smarter ones.

(cough)-bullshit-(cough)

And more like beer and weed and the three other guys and two girls and great dane they had sex with yesterday after a long night of stripping and amatuer porn filming. You might as well start wearing other mens used condoms if you prefer college girls.

Your right though. They do have nice teeth.

Also if you put the cave in space (-0- gravity) the stalactites don't hang at all.

Hypothetical scenerio:

A section of cave is carved out and placed into a giant transparent globe with a giant chain attached to one side.
The roof and floor of the cave are flattened and cealed to prevent further formations on either. The walls are left alone.
Some spinning device begins to spin the chain and globe with it's modified cave inside very repidly. Eons pass and stalagmite and stalactite like formations appear on the walls while the ball and chain continue to spin.

Now my question is- How they hangin'?

This comment is blatant plagiarism and should be considered a flagrant offense to originality.

Just kidding I steal from dictionary.com all the time and of course you did use these (""). I just thought I'd try to use both words in a sentence correctly. Not sure I did, but I think I did.

Blatant tends to be intentional. ie. A blatant lie.
Flagrant tends to be obvious and usually a violation of some rule or law. ie. A flagrant foul.
(Notice an intentional foul is something different and could technically be called a blatant foul if the term were to be adopted.)

You won't likely find this distinction in a dictionary but it's about the easiest rule of thumb to go by. Both reflect you in a negative light. Like saying my symbols are obvious and bad and that's the way I intended them.

Do you prefer a man who's smarter than you or dumber than you?

Wow! And to think you could've dropped out of high school and still averaged the same amount of ass through your lifetime.

Of course one wonders if these men poled were hooked up to a lie detector or not.
I think women would rather be smarter than their men. Lets ask Dovina.

I try that sometimes but all that pops into my mind is "titties".

I prefer a girl with nice big titties and an ugly ass as opposed to a fine ass.
That way when she finally walks out on you, you don't mind seeing her sorry ass go.

http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/WhosOnFirstAudio.mp3

This pretty much sums it up.

Yes indeed! Easy access.

Oh Country music! OK I must have forgotten to turn my brain on that day. The difference is that Johny Cash most likely did do those things.
I'm amazed at your ability to pull up these references so often.
In complete awe.

Unless he's refering to himself being sculptured by the architects but that's quite a stretch. At least help us out with an "I'm" at the begining Caducus.