P.S I also suggest you change the title from 'prostitute' to 'WHORE SKELLINGTON'.

And add an apostrophe to 'prostitutes'.

Who says I can't do constructive criticism?

Count the syllables dweeb-cheekes. I think you'll find that 'And had only one tit' scans better. You, Sir, know nothing of beaks. Did you know I once made a total of 20 beaks out of yellow paper (which I folded into exact beak replicas) and placed them in someone's bag without them seeing! Think of the look on their stupid face when they peered inside! It seems their 'brief'case contained more than brieves! It was a 'beak'case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!

I do hope you will forgive me, Sir! I don't know what came over me! A thousand apologies!

You, Sir, are a knave and a coward. Your poemes are the very epitome of rogueishness. Your comments display nothing but your lack of appreciation for the finer arts, and your ignorance is both disgraceful in the eyes of Jesu and an abomination unto the Lord. Furthermore, the scoundrel known as "-=li9h+_4nG3L=-" is neither my bum-pal nor, indeed, any association of mine. I bid you a good day, Sir, and I will thank you to consult a lawyer before you so shamefully dirty my good name!

You are incredibly easy to please.

Did you delete all the comments saying that it wasn't an original limerick? Naughty!

I see you did not heed my most important suggestion! The title MUST be changed to WHORE SKELLINGTON!

I hope everyone who uses this site explodes. It's all your fault, horus8. You weren't content with being a peddler of vaguness under one name; you use at least 3 or 4 that I know of, and all that's happened since then is people are confused since they don't know who to desperately suck up to and who to smugly but ignorantly condemn. How is the Gentry supposed to command the Peasantry if there is not even a semblance of order? You are a cad, Sir. Moreover, you are a talentless cad. And as for you, 'christof', could there be anything worse than someone who one minute smugly and knowingly drops a name in lieu of actual criticism and then gushes over whatever the fuck pops up next on his screen? I think there could. However, it would just be what I have just described but with a poo on top. Good day to you, Sir.

Is this some sort of wistful poeme about how those who suffer from monomania are special, and the mere mortals who try to share in his glee are only stifling his free spirit?

Whenever someone titles something 'American (whatever)', I always think of that fucking godawful thing, 'American Symphony' (or whatever the fuck it was) at the end of 'Mr. Holland's Opus' (a bluey for shitdicks, so I've heard). 'American' is, in my opinion, the smuggest, tritest, meaningless and most sickening adjective of all time, especially when applied to something which is supposed to be 'beautiful'.

Then I dare say that the boy must be in league with the Devil! Give me his address at once; he must know Jesu before it is too late!!

Nothing important or interesting distinguishes you from anyone else of your age, race, sex and nationality. Go away and do not return.

What the fuck is this? I just don't understand it. It doesn't make sense.

This doesn't evoke Lincolnshire at all. Where are the rape fields, the thunderflies, the line of power stations along the Trent valley?

I see you've been censoring criticism of your poem, just look an evil Muslim would. But the point still stands: it's "must HAVE" not "must of".

I fucking hate elves.

Has it become common practise, passed on from generation to filthy generation, to address me as "D.A.", "DA", "da", "d.a" or some variation thereof? I don't know who started it, but I will sue each and every last one of you motherfuckers for loss of income due to distress. What do you mean, no evidence? What about the god damn Jaffa Cakes, ass wipe?

What, because they're aloof, sensitive, androgynous pussies? How silly of me not to notice sooner.