Comments by-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I., 1141–1160 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

replying on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer 31 Mar 2004, 6:13 AM
A hastily-assembled crotch-faced lobster
replying on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer 31 Mar 2004, 3:56 AM
Except that all your 'innumerous online personalities' are identical. Thanks!
replying on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer 30 Mar 2004, 3:31 PM
you should have
on Try, Please Try by Spindle 30 Mar 2004, 4:19 AM
A bulging king-sized foreskin swimming in dwarf discharge.
on A Flower for Monet by Shuushin 30 Mar 2004, 4:17 AM
A profoundly leaky guff in its own grease.
on dying love by singinkygal 30 Mar 2004, 4:16 AM
A cursed clam packed with bile.
on peppermint by the indign 29 Mar 2004, 6:43 PM
A bog-soiled pneumostool
on my secret by tre 28 Mar 2004, 6:30 AM
Kill him, then yourself.
on mistaken in a glance by francis nor capule 26 Mar 2004, 5:22 PM
A gentleman's prune. -10-
on fleeting thoughts by francis nor capule 26 Mar 2004, 1:04 PM
An officer's dumpling pouch of ellipsis misuse.
on how i love by elizabethann 26 Mar 2004, 12:45 PM
An exploding hobo-activated guff vat of yearning. -10-
on Divine by Bobjim 26 Mar 2004, 12:42 PM
A clergyman's turd pie of triviality. -10-
on Different Paths by singinkygal 26 Mar 2004, 12:35 PM
An ivory-handled bum sausage of dignity. -10-
on I'm Alive! by sonawrote 25 Mar 2004, 6:34 AM
A toilet-approved Swiss army jodhpur of triumph -10-
replying on Dreams by Tiffany 24 Mar 2004, 9:59 AM
So you would answer (a). That's just the answer I'd expect from a racist like you. My response to the assignment would be to take a piece from the popular board game 'Othello' and toss it like a coin. If it landed on black I'd vote (a). If it landed on white I'd vote (c). If it landed on the edge I'd vote (b). That's because I'm not racist and don't let bold, sweeping statements like "African-American males and females have 13.3 and 13.6 mm upper lip and 13.2 and 13.8 mm lower lip, respectively" cloud my analysis of facial dimensions -10-
replying on where to go by AskittlesK 24 Mar 2004, 8:49 AM
I think you should send them the $50 for the anthology and then video the appalling look of quadro-duncely disappointment on your colossally drooping face when you realise you've just lost $50, your reputation, and the remaining shreds of your already severely embrowned self-esteem on a poorly-produced anthology of hobo-grade cackamuffin by spaz-compatible nobodies. -10-
replying on Dreams by Tiffany 24 Mar 2004, 8:23 AM
I asked because I wanted to know what your answer would be. And because I'm a Special Agent at the Ministry of Facial Dimensions. If you had to bet your life on it, how would you answer the following multiple choice assignment:

"The average lip size for black people is:

a) greater than the average lip size for white people
b) equal to the average lip size for white people
c) less than the average lip size for white people"
replying on Dreams by Tiffany 24 Mar 2004, 7:18 AM
Here is a summary of this fascinating argument:

Alice: Under the popular definition of the string "sonnet", X is not a sonnet.

Bob: But under a weaker definition of the string "sonnet", X is a sonnet.

Alice: A black person used the weaker definition.

Bob: Racist.

Alice: X is a sonnet.
replying on Dreams by Tiffany 24 Mar 2004, 7:08 AM
Hey Shuushin, do you agree with the following: "The average black person has larger lips than the average white person."?
replying on Puritans by zodiac 23 Mar 2004, 4:18 PM
No, you're not a "flaming bullshit poeser"; you're a "deep and meaningful poete" -10-