replying on Goodbye by Sunshine Conkey
24 Feb 2004, 1:11 AM
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on Inevitable by _iamtwilight_
23 Feb 2004, 9:19 AM
Rewrite this from the perspective of a lobster. [8 marks]
on 4 walls by tralala42001
23 Feb 2004, 1:09 AM
and i coiled off a 25 pounder
on Windows and Mirrors by fire blade
23 Feb 2004, 1:00 AM
Delightfully inquisitive! -0-
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replying on The Winturd Tale of Sir Donald Nudesby by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
23 Feb 2004, 12:52 AM
In his master's steps he trod
Where the snow lay tinted;
Brown was in the very sod
O'er which the saint had grunted.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure,
Though your bow'l's compressing,
Ye who now step in ordure
Shall soon as well be me-e-ssing!!!!111!1
(Good King Brownceslas, trad.)
Where the snow lay tinted;
Brown was in the very sod
O'er which the saint had grunted.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure,
Though your bow'l's compressing,
Ye who now step in ordure
Shall soon as well be me-e-ssing!!!!111!1
(Good King Brownceslas, trad.)
on The Niche by Fear of Garbage
23 Feb 2004, 12:51 AM
A masterpiece from the "so incoherent it must be beautiful" school. -bow'ls-
on Gods Musician: Grave Digger by SupremeDreamer
22 Feb 2004, 7:16 AM
I thought this was going to be a celebration of the 80s metal band 'Grave Digger'. Fuck you.
replying on Crash & burn by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 6:26 PM
A ha ha. My lad, you've never read 'Moby Dick'. You can never make it through the section where Captain Ahab is making love to the Thanksgiving squid in the pantry. Every time I've seen you try, you simply quietly close the book and then lock yourself in the bathroom, only to emerge an hour later covered in a chitinious shell made from some unutterable dried fluid.
replying on Crash & burn by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 5:46 PM
When you peel your jodhpurs off at night, do you light a candle and inhale deeply from the pleat?
replying on Crash & burn by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 4:44 PM
Do you talk in a stilted fantasy-novel fashion in real life?
replying on AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
21 Feb 2004, 2:58 PM
I am quite knowledgeable about AIDS. You are not. I have a different set of doilies for each day of the week. You make do with a Burger King napkin. My father is a gentleman. I daresay you do not even know your father.
replying on Goodbye by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 12:53 PM
lol
replying on AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
21 Feb 2004, 11:07 AM
What are you talking about? Only gay people can get the AIDS. Freddy Mercury was a gay and he got the AIDS. I think you're being very ignorant.
on Crash & burn by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 11:03 AM
This is a disastrous poeme. It fails utterly. You fail. -10-
on Goodbye by Sunshine Conkey
21 Feb 2004, 10:57 AM
Goodbye (Free verse) by Sunshine Conkey
Maybe someday he'll find true love
Just know "sunshine" will be watching from above.
Angel (Free verse) by Butterfly1120
She to me is an angel.
One sent from up above.
Here to give, and not recieve,
someone with so much love.
The meaning of Love (Free verse) by The Slender Blade
What is this?
An angel in heaven?
No, this is love,
From the skies above.
Child of my Buttocks (Lyric) by -=Dark_Angel=-
For Jesu's legendary scorn
Is pitiful, and flawed by Love.
The greatest anguish from Above
Song For My Soulmate (Lyric) by John K
Have you ever seen to people madly in love?
They've been given a gift from their God above.
Forbidden Love (Ode) by crystal lane swift
I know He is watching from above,
Is our moment all a dream?
Why must this be a forbidden love?
Am I Good Enough? (Free verse) by crystal lane swift
I want nothing more than for you to return my love.
I write pretty lines for you about the heavens above.
An Angel (Lyric) by broken_wing11
An angel walked thru the gates today
Into His heavens up above
An angel has been blessed
She left us with her love
A.E.G. (Free verse) by nowhereman
How can you say you feel no love
for me, I hold you so high above
Maybe someday he'll find true love
Just know "sunshine" will be watching from above.
Angel (Free verse) by Butterfly1120
She to me is an angel.
One sent from up above.
Here to give, and not recieve,
someone with so much love.
The meaning of Love (Free verse) by The Slender Blade
What is this?
An angel in heaven?
No, this is love,
From the skies above.
Child of my Buttocks (Lyric) by -=Dark_Angel=-
For Jesu's legendary scorn
Is pitiful, and flawed by Love.
The greatest anguish from Above
Song For My Soulmate (Lyric) by John K
Have you ever seen to people madly in love?
They've been given a gift from their God above.
Forbidden Love (Ode) by crystal lane swift
I know He is watching from above,
Is our moment all a dream?
Why must this be a forbidden love?
Am I Good Enough? (Free verse) by crystal lane swift
I want nothing more than for you to return my love.
I write pretty lines for you about the heavens above.
An Angel (Lyric) by broken_wing11
An angel walked thru the gates today
Into His heavens up above
An angel has been blessed
She left us with her love
A.E.G. (Free verse) by nowhereman
How can you say you feel no love
for me, I hold you so high above
on The Angry Bush by wilco
19 Feb 2004, 2:04 PM
I feel this could be improved by substituting the final line for one ending in 'eyes'.
replying on Freud suggested that I commit murder. by DreamerSupreme
18 Feb 2004, 3:51 PM
There was no malfunction in that comment. It contains a recursive definition of all SupremeDreamer poemes.
replying on A History of Truth by Blue Magpie
18 Feb 2004, 12:08 PM
That is a terrible thing to say. How dare you write about loving the truth whilst simultaneously soiling us in the balms of such a lie? Your claim that the Golden Tablets never existed is laughable, since The Book of Mormon, having been transcribed from said tablets, is irrefutable proof of their existence. You leave me no choice but to give your poeme a -0-
on An Angel by broken_wing11
18 Feb 2004, 11:55 AM
POEMERANKER ALERT: USER HAS RHYMED 'love' WITH 'above'. ABORT ABORT ABO..... gggggfffpppt* -10-