Re: Water Red by InWonderLand	8-Nov-06/1:03 PM
Laughably bad.
Re: "Twee" by Ranger	31-Oct-06/4:26 PM
Bollocks
Re: August 23, 1944 - 102 miles west of Paris by Ranger	31-Oct-06/4:26 PM
An odd fullstop would do no one any harm, sweetie.
Re: Brackish by <~>	29-Oct-06/5:05 PM
Deeply boring and pretentious. Over-punctuated and empty.
Re: Kill Criminals In The Name Of JESUS! by Sing4Jesus!	27-Oct-06/4:32 PM
Utterly terrible. Total defecation. 10/10 for a good laugh!
Re: Dovina & Co by amanda_dcosta	8-Nov-06/1:07 PM
There seems to be some friendly badinage I am missing out on here. The poem is crap.
Re: Fascists by Imago	29-Oct-06/4:40 AM
Trite. You probably don't even know what a fascist is. I shall be generous for a change: 1/10
Re: Bagni di Lucca by Sasha	8-Nov-06/1:06 PM
I have been to the baths at Lucca. They were out of soap at the time so I had to make do with a tinkle.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Nov-06/1:02 PM
Before using foreign words, you need to have just a TEENY knowledge of the language involved. And you don't. 0/10 as a reward for combining ignorance, pretension and lack of humour.
Re: The Pit’s Bottom by Dovina	27-Oct-06/4:31 PM
A combination of pretentiousness and ignorance. Boring too! I'll be generous and score it 4/10, no silly me 2/10.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Nov-06/1:05 PM
Perhaps you should be posting this on a different website. Anyway what do you expect going on a common package tour at cheapo prices?
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Nov-06/12:58 PM
I thought this was excellently well written and a great description of a mighty trouser snake trying to get a slice of the action. A well deserved 10/10 and ignore the previous naff comments; these people have no taste.
Re: The world's shortest poem by ALChemy	29-Oct-06/4:32 AM
Not short enough. It is wonderful to find someone who writes a two word poem AND ONE OF THEM IS SPELLED WRONGLY! An unbeatable achievment.
regarding some deleted poem...	8-Nov-06/1:09 PM
A graceful member of the family were thee This should be ......wert thou. As someone else said, don't use language you don't understand. Nothing is worse than ignorant affectation.
Re: Vote Goats by ALChemy	29-Oct-06/4:34 AM
Well, this poem is very badly written. It also contains poor grammar and syntax. And the primordial slime bit is a bit over the top. I am tempted to give it 0/10 just out of bitchiness but that would be unfair as it holds a kernel of truth in its clumsiness. So 5/10. You can't say fairer than that now can you, Al, dearie?
Re: One goal,Gotten&Changed by Hostileintent	29-Oct-06/4:37 AM
Embarrassingly badly written. The first stanza is doggerel. The use of "man" in the last line is appalling. I think you have found your true vocation in the armed forces. A gun will lie better in your hands than a pen. Happy shooting and killing!
regarding some deleted poem...	29-Oct-06/4:30 AM
It's not that you are illiterate (a common failing among Americans, and one I am delighted to see you do not share) but that you are a very poor writer. "An ambulance was a mother’s womb The gunshot victim, in utero, waited to be birthed" Surely you can see that is pretentious twaddle? Why not write and condemn a country which allows unrestricted access to guns?
Re: Jesus in a leisure suit by Imago	29-Oct-06/4:43 AM
This shows promise especially the references to the horrible car you drive. What a pity it is wrecked by these hideous lines... "to where I wanna be But my mind is floating off the berm" Why use a non-word like "wanna"? And what does a raised river bank have to do with it?
Re: The Perigenetic Prayer by ALChemy	29-Oct-06/5:01 PM
More illiterate crud.
Re: Fraser's Wedding by Stephen Robins	29-Oct-06/5:07 PM
Disappointing considering your track record.