poemranker ::Vote Goats by ALChemy

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Vote Goats

Member since 2005 · Posted 4 Jun 2005 · 9 comments

Cowards! You who cast your anonymous vote. Is your mind as empty as your comments? You are niether a critic nor are you a poet and when you do speak you spit out nonsense. I would even take a poem over a name. "My poem by Anonymous" would more than suffice. But instead you've chosen to play your game. Is there nothing else in your head but lice? It's easy to prove that you have a brain. Just say something wise and I will listen. And if you don't like it then please explain. For I will not be your pot to piss in. To those of you who took offense to this poem that I just whipped up here. I'm only trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself and make things clear. So vote on this as low as you wish but give it a reason if not a rhyme It's OK to bitch just don't be a bitch or else go back to your primordial slime.

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mean 5.25 weighted 5.07 rank 6647 views 287 View voting details →

8 votes so far. Yours would make 9.8 votes so far

9 comments

[8] INTRANSIT 4-Jun-05/8:32 AM Reply
Unforunately, we've already been here. Save your breath for your writing.
[n/a] Don-Quixote 4-Jun-05/10:08 AM Reply
Dood, you suck.
And you got no smashin style!

This, all in all, is but a high pitched whine!
Atleast humor the rankerfolk. Zeros, tens, these trophies and scars have long since become trivial...

I place no mark sir. But my mind has been spoken, and that should more than suffice for now.
[8] hendrimike 4-Jun-05/2:56 PM Reply
amen
[0] deleted user 4-Jun-05/4:09 PM Reply
Outclassed by Don Quixote. By a mile.
[n/a] ALChemy 4-Jun-05/5:55 PM Reply
Thank you all for your comments. Some classier than others. It was a poem I penned out quickly in response to those who would rather insult you than help you.
[n/a] Don-Quixote › ALChemy 6-Jun-05/2:11 AM Reply
What about those who insult you and then offer some constructive input? ;P
[10] zodiac 6-Jun-05/5:59 AM Reply
If I told you my name is John Updike, would that make a difference?

Yes, you'd say, Ha ha, more like 'Up Johndick'.

Real mature. -10-
[5] Edna Sweetlove 29-Oct-06/4:34 AM Reply
Well, this poem is very badly written. It also contains poor grammar and syntax. And the primordial slime bit is a bit over the top. I am tempted to give it 0/10 just out of bitchiness but that would be unfair as it holds a kernel of truth in its clumsiness.

So 5/10. You can't say fairer than that now can you, Al, dearie?
[n/a] ALChemy › Edna Sweetlove 29-Oct-06/5:46 AM Reply
Fair enough but I could have sworn you were one of those anonymous voting types not so long ago.