replying on Normality by colbaby
24 Sep 2006, 7:46 PM
Ironic. The shoelace line was a filler. Making up new words can be fun. The perplextness is causes in others delights me.
Bullseye. That line two has bugged me for ages. I love it nonetheless even though the rhythem stinks. I'll see what I can do.
Such perception. I do skim sometimes and miss the point entirely. Case in point the recent Spider one. I thought it was about boobs and babies!
Such perception. I do skim sometimes and miss the point entirely. Case in point the recent Spider one. I thought it was about boobs and babies!
on Fun At The Gynaecologists by Edna Sweetlove
20 Sep 2006, 6:02 PM
Women have all the fun. I wish I was one. I'm going to the dentist. 9/10.
replying on Constipation by colbaby
20 Sep 2006, 4:52 PM
I'm in Sydney and I feel like a pint.
on Constipation by colbaby
20 Sep 2006, 7:46 AM
Ranger, here way down south in the backwashes of civilisation I was brought up on Faulty Towers, The Goon Show, Pot Black and The Carry On Crew. Not to mention Dave Allen. Therein lies my piece, English Humour. Where would I be without it? England is still my mother the-joke's-on-us country. Even though I'm seventh generation antipodean ignoramis, let me entertain you anyway. I'm sure the royal family would be amused. I know I am, along with several million others of my countrymen.
on Prayer by amanda_dcosta
20 Sep 2006, 7:29 AM
Dear Sweet Edna, "Hilarious. I laughed till I urinated." Does that mean you pissed yourself laughing at the poem or you laughed at the poem till you had to go take a piss? Big difference. Not entirely sure what you mean. Bullshit. I know exactly what you mean. You're being a funny bastard. Aren't you?
on Last flight of a goose by Bobjim
20 Sep 2006, 5:47 AM
I'm a freak too! Here's cheers!
on Its Hard to Say by celticskatermatt1
20 Sep 2006, 5:33 AM
It sounds like you have a crush on someone then you say "after this poem, hopefully everything will fall through" which to me means you're not into this burgoning relationship afterall. Is my head destined to be done in daily?
All very herbal, I must say. Everything can be charachterised by dichotomy. Though I don't yet understand the last line. I have guides, none of them time. Perhaps concieved by the greatest champion, yet it's left to us mere mortals to merely percieve the conceived. Therein lies our biggest mistake. But isn't this sandpit fantastic?
on Head Exploding Mark 2 by pink_escape
20 Sep 2006, 5:13 AM
Except for the spliff reference my mum would so identify with this one. But like you I don't like the barley and runny rhyme. And is evented supposed to be invented? Where is the spell checker? Or am I being a... git?
on Fare Price (Final Version) by Wakeboarder20
20 Sep 2006, 5:09 AM
Too true. Our actions speak louder than words, or poems. Of course, we're right and they're wrong. That will be $100 for the consultation, thank you very much. Fare Price (Revised) reminds me of the folly of serving two masters. I like it.
on Musical Buttocks - Cha cha cha by Edna Sweetlove
18 Sep 2006, 11:54 PM
I question our worthiness for the reciept of such suspect brilliance. A good classical concert will always benefit from a few more tuba solos either from the stage or the audience. That's class, innit? Noice, real noice.
on Grafton Street Late Joys by Engelbert Humpalot
13 Sep 2006, 8:48 PM
"I laughed like a drain" - priceless
on When I look inside my heart by Engelbert Humpalot
13 Sep 2006, 6:23 PM
Sensational. Even better than the gerbil one. By the way, it's spelt shlong, not dong.