Very revealing. Dire camel makes me shudder.

That has got to be the most amusing poo verse in a while. The cinder block bit was the icing on the "mud" pie.

I love the last line to an almost unhealthy degree.

Sounds like someone's bitter. Take comfort in the likelihood that you probably don't have chlamydia, unlike them. Not your worst poeme, though. 6

Folks stupid enough to get themselves into these whiny drama spirals unfortunately never cut themselves nearly deep enough.

I love it when you talk nerdy..

Cutest ever. I like the rats.

Ooohh. Nice one, sir.

Christ almighty. Different from your usual, as was your last before this, but amazing nonetheless. they made me feel.

Ooh! Useless ellipses and whining self-pity! Darling, you could have a great career writing poemes for uses as emetics. Don't waste your talent on us.

Well ,I liked it. P&K, nice to see you at the top of your pathetic form, in the pissant groove and all. In the beer section, I dig a wheat beer microbrewed at the favourite bar of limonade and I. She likes the dark 'n' bitter herself.

the middle isn't so hot, but the rest is wonderful.

I was looking at the Gothic Elvis pictures this morning. one is taped to my wall. the neutrality ones are lovely, especially Switzerland. I'll come too. There's chaos in those cuckoo clocks. Markie has been wearing a lot of short skirts with bright red high heels of late. Foxy.

I often stand. I also check out the underage. That's the dirty old man in me.

I agree, the last line is really what makes it.

"and now, a cunt solo." Maybe we should start renaming the current instruments.

you get a ten for the Corey Feldman alone.

Well, at least it even brought joy in the end. An acquaintance of mine put a cucumber dildo in a salad served to several. They never knew, that wasn't dressing, though it was Zesty Italian.

asl.

I am out of shape. Lack of groceries has suppressed my masochism. Somewhat.