poemranker ::20 most recent comments by razorgrin and replies

Comments byrazorgrin, the 20 most recent, including replies. Only comments on poems

replying on A Runner's Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo 27 Oct 2004, 11:28 AM
I do too have a soul! I keep it in a secret hidden thimble.
on A Runner's Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo 26 Oct 2004, 11:57 AM
I am out of shape. Lack of groceries has suppressed my masochism. Somewhat.
on It was... by Shardik 7 Nov 2003, 6:25 AM
Well, at least it even brought joy in the end. An acquaintance of mine put a cucumber dildo in a salad served to several. They never knew, that wasn't dressing, though it was Zesty Italian.
on Hugh Heffner's Halloween party by Jeremi B. Handrinos 3 Nov 2003, 3:51 PM
you get a ten for the Corey Feldman alone.
on A Fistful of Haiku for All Ages by HaikuMofo 3 Nov 2003, 3:45 PM
"and now, a cunt solo." Maybe we should start renaming the current instruments.
replying on The Velvet Purse of the Universe (The Witch of Raven St.) by Don-Quixote 28 Oct 2003, 9:09 AM
I was too. I pout now.
replying on Rape by titan69 28 Oct 2003, 5:08 AM
Well, the toothlessness should be put to its best use.
on Breasts by Stephen Robins 24 Oct 2003, 6:44 AM
I agree, the last line is really what makes it.
on A Revealing Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo 17 Oct 2003, 6:52 AM
Very revealing. Dire camel makes me shudder.
on Often, I'll sit down to pee by Jeremi B. Handrinos 6 Oct 2003, 6:03 PM
I often stand. I also check out the underage. That's the dirty old man in me.
on A Distracting Fistful of Haiku by HaikuMofo 6 Oct 2003, 6:01 PM
I was looking at the Gothic Elvis pictures this morning. one is taped to my wall. the neutrality ones are lovely, especially Switzerland. I'll come too. There's chaos in those cuckoo clocks. Markie has been wearing a lot of short skirts with bright red high heels of late. Foxy.
on castle of pandas by FreeFormFixation 6 Oct 2003, 5:56 PM
the middle isn't so hot, but the rest is wonderful.
replying on water falls by Bill Z Bub 6 Oct 2003, 5:55 PM
Actually, my pick is brewed in the building in which it it sold. The best I ever had was a German lager thing whose name I forget. German, as in the guy was from Germany.
on water falls by Bill Z Bub 3 Oct 2003, 6:41 AM
Well ,I liked it. P&K, nice to see you at the top of your pathetic form, in the pissant groove and all. In the beer section, I dig a wheat beer microbrewed at the favourite bar of limonade and I. She likes the dark 'n' bitter herself.
on Afraid by Brittanyy 2 Oct 2003, 9:03 AM
Ooh! Useless ellipses and whining self-pity! Darling, you could have a great career writing poemes for uses as emetics. Don't waste your talent on us.
on Timber! by Shardik 29 Sep 2003, 6:03 PM
That has got to be the most amusing poo verse in a while. The cinder block bit was the icing on the "mud" pie.
on hermetic by Bill Z Bub 29 Sep 2003, 6:02 PM
Ooohh. Nice one, sir.
on sewer rat by irishfolksuicide 26 Sep 2003, 7:04 AM
Cutest ever. I like the rats.
on Ctrl freak (Alt+ version) by <~> 26 Sep 2003, 6:59 AM
I love it when you talk nerdy..
on Little Girl by Pervy Elf 25 Sep 2003, 9:05 AM
Folks stupid enough to get themselves into these whiny drama spirals unfortunately never cut themselves nearly deep enough.