on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos
12 Apr 2003, 9:30 PM
ha
on hehehe by Freethinker1602
12 Apr 2003, 9:29 PM
hella lot that's hew motch
replying on Everything Counts by Lord Ganus
11 Apr 2003, 4:02 PM
You're right. I couldn't ever give them enough credit. Just can't give enough. Just can't give enough. (doot doot doot, doot doot do do doo). I love it when Elton John sounds like John Lennnon. That's poetry. I'd love to hear John Lennon sing "Crocodile Rock".
on Para Sa Aking Sinta by NewbieMe
10 Apr 2003, 11:20 PM
this is worse than fucking chopsticks
on A Vietnam Homecoming by scitz
10 Apr 2003, 11:16 PM
wow a poem inspired by a movie inspired by a war inspired by real events. Replace last line with "BORN..IN THE USA!!! (x10)".
on You Left Me by Cali
10 Apr 2003, 11:14 PM
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but it seems that god's got a wholesome and observant sense of humour.
on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik
10 Apr 2003, 11:11 PM
interesting. tired ending, do something interesting. break it up or shorten it and stick it all together. Think.
on Dance With Me by marvelis
10 Apr 2003, 11:10 PM
Shove lightbulbs up your ass
And then punch yourself in the abdoment
For eternity.
And then punch yourself in the abdoment
For eternity.
on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin
10 Apr 2003, 11:09 PM
Prison rape isn't funny, despite what american mass media may have you believe. www.spr.org.
on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
10 Apr 2003, 11:08 PM
too long
on You Left Me by Cali
10 Apr 2003, 11:07 PM
Lower your standards and settle for what you can get.
replying on To My Grave by Bonehiss
10 Apr 2003, 11:01 PM
gw, you know I Settle Tanhand etc. and you are the ONLY PEOPLE HERE WHO KEEP THAT IN MIND. THE REST ARE PRETENTIOUS GARBAGE. SOME CALL ME PRETENTIOUS. I SAY TO THEM "PRETENTIOUS??? MOI???". I say ****, you say no, I say ****, you say no No NO, ohhh, oh no.
replying on Originality by shwenatjadeflower
10 Apr 2003, 10:58 PM
I cop a feel, you cop a feel, he/she cops a feel, we cop a feel, they cop a feel, it cops a feel. The english language is a fool for staying cool by making it's words a little colder.
replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels
26 Feb 2003, 4:24 PM
For some reason I only like this when it's my own ass.
replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels
26 Feb 2003, 4:21 PM
Nut casserole makes a festive dish for holiday entertaining.
Serves two (one if you're really hungry)
Ingredients:
2 nuts
1 fresh casserole
While casserole is still hot, insert nuts, reserving one, on the left.
Cover and put in freezer until room temperature.
Insert reserve nut on the right.
Serve with a good Rhone valley Shaftonnay.
Serves two (one if you're really hungry)
Ingredients:
2 nuts
1 fresh casserole
While casserole is still hot, insert nuts, reserving one, on the left.
Cover and put in freezer until room temperature.
Insert reserve nut on the right.
Serve with a good Rhone valley Shaftonnay.
replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels
26 Feb 2003, 4:15 PM
Sigh but I have but two of mine own
replying on Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels
26 Feb 2003, 3:59 PM
A LIFE WITHOUT PECANS WOULD BE A LIFE WORSE THAN A LIFE WORSE THAN DIABETES. How about black walnuts?