on some deleted poem
7 Jul 2004, 8:16 AM
Indeed
on some deleted poem
28 Jul 2004, 4:20 AM
A leaking johnny stuck to the underside of a hobo's hat. Much improved from past efforts!
on The American Soldier by x0lovelylarnx0
23 Jul 2004, 1:34 AM
Mmmmm, two anonymous 10's from your IP address, well here is a very real 10 from me! with great work like this you don't need to cheat on the scoring ;¬) this is really mature :>/ and although some of the lines resemble the signatures on the toilet bowl of an indian restaurant:ï¡* this really does offer a very real insight into the workings of the modern world. Bravo. :¬}
on some deleted poem
22 Jul 2004, 6:37 AM
"The towel we layed (SIC)on was satirical."
Alternatively you could throw the whole lot in the bin and start again?
Alternatively you could throw the whole lot in the bin and start again?
on some deleted poem
22 Jul 2004, 8:10 AM
"concrete lawn of man" is such a strong metaphor.
on some deleted poem
21 Jul 2004, 12:55 AM
That is filthy Crystal - there isn't a single word listed which doesn't carry some overt sexual message.
My favourite words are wetter and choke and curd.
My favourite words are wetter and choke and curd.
on Four and a half paragraphs of silence by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
20 Jul 2004, 1:41 AM
This is very close to my poem "projective verse". However you have made it your own by excluding the word quim.
on Do Not Pay Taxes To Feed Those Layabout Scum by ruella
20 Jul 2004, 1:43 AM
A fine sentiment expressed in the most honest fashion. I think it may be improved by changing "or do street drugs" to "or get wacked out on spaz biscuits".
on some deleted poem
20 Jul 2004, 1:51 AM
An overfull lavatory awaiting a flush.
on some deleted poem
19 Jul 2004, 3:39 AM
I prefer Mr Blobby. And I think he is a cunt.
on some deleted poem
5 Jul 2004, 3:30 AM
Duff Guff.
on Dawn Jig by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
15 Jul 2004, 6:18 AM
This is haunting enough to send a shiver down Christopher Reeves spine. 1--1
on Lincolnshire by longships
15 Jul 2004, 7:25 AM
Lincolnshire looks like a poo splattered tramp after a night on the gas which has been ironed as flat as crystal's chest.
on The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
13 Jul 2004, 2:54 AM
Splendid. This is the best poeme about Spags ever.
on some deleted poem
13 Jul 2004, 5:49 AM
I hope you all like it - it took me three and half weeks to choose the word and a further three and half weeks to judge the positioning. Having invested so much into this poem I have been left as deflated as a Sudanese breast so any words of praise or polite criticism would really help to reinflate my sagging, droopy mamms.
on A Child Once More by Quarton
9 Jul 2004, 1:21 AM
Childhood was the most painful time of my life.
It was only later that I learned that pain was caused the huge growth of my vast penis causing a massive strain on my pelvic floor. It was not until I was diagnosed as having the largest cock in the whole world that I was able to apply for a grant from local government to have a brace made for my legs and back to support the colossal weight of my huge throbbing member. So I will thank you not to write about childhood without reference to children who are afflicted with such terrible afflictions.
And what about the islamists, eh?
It was only later that I learned that pain was caused the huge growth of my vast penis causing a massive strain on my pelvic floor. It was not until I was diagnosed as having the largest cock in the whole world that I was able to apply for a grant from local government to have a brace made for my legs and back to support the colossal weight of my huge throbbing member. So I will thank you not to write about childhood without reference to children who are afflicted with such terrible afflictions.
And what about the islamists, eh?
on some deleted poem
9 Jul 2004, 3:52 AM
Mr Cheese your reinvention is most transparent. Whilst I am glad you have deleted your back catalogue of immesurable guff I am concerned that you may choose to use your new alias as a means to artifically inseminate this glorious website with flecks of mouldy pre-ejaculent.
on blobby sums +-*/ by MR Blobby
5 Jul 2004, 3:35 AM
You simpering half wit.
on Worst Sex Ever by Brittanyy
5 Jul 2004, 2:01 AM
You are a slapper.
on some deleted poem
5 Jul 2004, 1:59 AM
Glee
Agree
to my plea,
to let me,
empty,
me,
into thee.
Agree
to my plea,
to let me,
empty,
me,
into thee.