on Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco
22 Jun 2004, 5:42 AM
Fucktard.
on Lady Bradburyâs Excursion by Dovina
2 Jul 2004, 3:33 AM
Absolutely splendid.
on Helo everybody is limerck time!! by DR Limerick
2 Jul 2004, 6:14 AM
You are a prize clot.
on Oldfinger by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
29 Jun 2004, 5:44 AM
You used to be really shit.
on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
29 Jun 2004, 5:45 AM
You were still writing absolute shite.
on Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
29 Jun 2004, 5:46 AM
Your first decent poeme.
on some deleted poem
28 Jun 2004, 7:52 AM
Distinctly average
on Death, last resort of protection by TheVoiceless
28 Jun 2004, 6:15 AM
The most terrible congealed piece of phlegm ever to have been laid down under the guise of "poetry".
on some deleted poem
28 Jun 2004, 1:14 AM
Your poems seem to have become more and more of a justification for why it will be okay for you to lose your hyman with your new boyfriend.
on some deleted poem
28 Jun 2004, 6:16 AM
In the words of the late, great Rockmage (QV)
"Could be cute but isn't"
"Could be cute but isn't"
on Every Second, Waking Eternity by TheVoiceless
28 Jun 2004, 6:18 AM
A bubbling mess of green left by a 3 year old on the carpet of a close relative.
on Just One More Time by KatieKaBoom
28 Jun 2004, 6:21 AM
I should smite your face with a mighty cudgel for such a terrible poem. However as you remind me of the Katie to whose memory I still cling, like a pair of pants to an old man's crotch, I award you a fairly indifferent -7-
on love and hate by jessicasgurl
24 Jun 2004, 3:25 AM
Do they have schools in your country?
on I care 4 you by jessicasgurl
23 Jun 2004, 7:19 AM
Well done for breaking every cardinal rule which is held sacred on poemranker.
on Me against Me by TruthlessHero
22 Jun 2004, 5:34 AM
A handy sized guff - ideal for parties, christenings, and embalmings.
A truly prawne infested jodphur of violent accomplishment.
A truly prawne infested jodphur of violent accomplishment.
on Emma by j_beckfield
22 Jun 2004, 5:41 AM
GGGGGG U U FFFFFFF FFFFFFF !!
G U U FF FF !!
G GG U U FFFFF FFFFF !!
G G U U FF FF
GGGGGG UUUUUU FF FF !!
G U U FF FF !!
G GG U U FFFFF FFFFF !!
G G U U FF FF
GGGGGG UUUUUU FF FF !!
on saltonstall by mick1776
22 Jun 2004, 5:48 AM
This poem stinks worse than a prawne covered in brine grease and stewed in the bowels of an elderly woman only to be dislodged by a roaring trump which shredded the old ladies ringpiece!
What sir do you think of that?
What sir do you think of that?
on Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco
22 Jun 2004, 5:50 AM
You are a heavily soiled crapnappy.
on some deleted poem
22 Jun 2004, 2:02 AM
And in your gym bag, I have left my huge black dildo,
And my strap on is under your pillow.
I wonder where this futile stalking will lead me,
I only hope its to the altar, upon which,
I can have my hyman splintered,
And my pelvis ruptured.
And you still donât call
Ps: Maybe you would do better if you let him give you a necklace.
And my strap on is under your pillow.
I wonder where this futile stalking will lead me,
I only hope its to the altar, upon which,
I can have my hyman splintered,
And my pelvis ruptured.
And you still donât call
Ps: Maybe you would do better if you let him give you a necklace.
on some deleted poem
15 Jun 2004, 9:02 AM
May I be the first to say "Van Guff"?