replying on Brinkmanshit by Stephen Robins
12 Jan 2007, 12:55 AM
Say hi to your Mum for me.
replying on Brinkmanshit by Stephen Robins
12 Jan 2007, 12:55 AM
Thank you for your kind thoughts.
replying on The dancers by richa
12 Jan 2007, 12:54 AM
Dege and Skinner do a splendid line in weekend wear, hunting pinks and two button, three piece suits with double venting. Suit with one or less vents are as good as a collossal tattoo on one's for'ed stating CUNT. Shirts are by Emmett and formal wear by Favourbrook of Jermyn Street. I trust you don't buy off the peg, Thieves and Hawkes have gone down hill a bit since they were taken over by some people from Hong Kong, started trying to attract the noveau rich, some of their suits look like they belong in Oswald Boateng's shop, and he's a darkie.
On a seperate matter, why is it always the deeply unpopular people from school who attend reunions and dinner functions? Obviously in Burgers case it was a self serving opportunity to show off his reduced cheeks and explain how tremendously succesful he is selling mobile telephony equipment at phones 4 U.
On a seperate matter, why is it always the deeply unpopular people from school who attend reunions and dinner functions? Obviously in Burgers case it was a self serving opportunity to show off his reduced cheeks and explain how tremendously succesful he is selling mobile telephony equipment at phones 4 U.
replying on The dancers by richa
11 Jan 2007, 8:06 AM
He is sporting a terrible tie, quite probably from Next and a shint suit. Looks like he ploughs his furrow in recruitment consultancy or estate agency.
replying on The dancers by richa
11 Jan 2007, 7:16 AM
and does this link give you a picture of burgers? he looks like he's lost weight: http://www.rgshw.com/oldboys/index2_nj.p
replying on The dancers by richa
11 Jan 2007, 7:04 AM
Were you friends with that much loved ethnic Aqib Kadar?
replying on Russian absinthe by AlexandraLeaving
5 Jan 2007, 4:57 AM
I understood that NASA were going to grow Dovina beyond her already epic proportions and use her as some kind of giant sponge to absorb the impact.
on Sex Object by Dovina
4 Jan 2007, 7:49 AM
This poem has an overtone of a persecuted jew about it.
on Let Me Entertain You by Bethy
4 Jan 2007, 7:38 AM
Jolly ace.
on Dream Grower by Enkidu
4 Jan 2007, 7:28 AM
I thought this said "Dream Gower" which could have been about the majestic cover drive of the finest left handed batsman this country has ever produced. However you had to ruin it by not mentioning that at all, and actually having a title which resembles "Dream Gower", instead you seem to have produced a poem which could easily have been written by an eight year old who has been drinking too much pottery glaze.
replying on Russian absinthe by AlexandraLeaving
4 Jan 2007, 7:18 AM
Ranger you like everything, a vote from you is like a wet fart in a pair of somebody elses trousers in a different country.
on Edna's Christmas Farewell by Edna Sweetlove
2 Jan 2007, 8:36 AM
Verily the most whimsical jape of the season.
on She dreams by amanda_dcosta
8 Dec 2006, 8:57 AM
Like a big bowl of cornflakes.
on Instruction by Dovina
8 Dec 2006, 8:48 AM
Wooly and ultimately a bit of a failure. Shame it semmed infused with the portents of excellence, only to leave one slightly stained.
on Self Portrait by Dovina
8 Dec 2006, 8:44 AM
Tired, sweaty and rather desperate.
on Ramblings of a Clerk by Schlinkey
8 Dec 2006, 8:44 AM
Turgid, dry and ultimately disappointing.
on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
4 Dec 2006, 8:39 AM
I bearded Dear Lord with a mallet,
After conducting a secret ballot,
I stoved his face in,
Which itself was no sin,
As it disguised his awful cleft palate.
I bearded my black Christ with hair!
Revolutionary and I dare say rare,
To see pubic fuzz,
On Christ, because,
Of his apperance he takes great care.
After conducting a secret ballot,
I stoved his face in,
Which itself was no sin,
As it disguised his awful cleft palate.
I bearded my black Christ with hair!
Revolutionary and I dare say rare,
To see pubic fuzz,
On Christ, because,
Of his apperance he takes great care.
on Wretch by MacFrantic
1 Dec 2006, 3:41 PM
Yopu either need to masturbate into a woman or get trapped in one, either way this is utter village .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/pictur
Of a weekend I usually wear this sort of outfit:
http://www.harristweedshop.com/breeches.
The outfit on the right being for casual frolicking on the estate whereas I wear this for church:
http://www.harristweedshop.com/tradition
I have interviewed a number of people lately who don't have the advantages afforded by a private education who seem to think it is "ok" to turn up to an interview with a tie knot the size of Anglesey and the shape of a Rhombus, their hair suffused in all manner of products and shoes coated in metal (not a gentleman's snaffle). I really do feel that "street culture" is in danger of overwhelming the good sense of sporting a pair of red moleskins when in town.