on some deleted poem
8 Jun 2007, 12:03 PM
Does it have a cunt and a beard? I would ask Brian Blessed but he doesn't post shite poemes on a website largely populated by twats.
on The Man Who Drooped by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
4 Jun 2008, 12:28 PM
Right, either age has wittled the Angel's skill to the crusty husk of a brittle old flange or the original angel handed over their details to a new angel who is simply dunce. -=10=-
on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
28 Mar 2008, 5:40 AM
I bearded my black christ with swine,
'pon which the holy fella did dine,
His lips slurped and swallowed,
The jew meat thus hallowed,
Pork is thus became divine.
'pon which the holy fella did dine,
His lips slurped and swallowed,
The jew meat thus hallowed,
Pork is thus became divine.
on Prince of Void by Dovina
16 Apr 2007, 4:02 AM
Why is everyone writing rubish poems about other users all of a sudden they're not funny, or clever, or good. It is a practice I will be mentioning to nentwined in our next conference call on the future of this website. We are currently planning to go for an IPO in the Summer on the proviso we can get rid of some of the more stale old crones who haunt the halls of this institution.
on some deleted poem
16 Apr 2007, 3:53 AM
How delightfully apposite!
on Sensually Literary Villanelle by bwaha
19 Apr 2007, 8:51 AM
This is awesome.
on Pink BAlls by EAger to Offend
19 Apr 2007, 8:52 AM
Verily the most enjoyable romp around the foyer of hotel failure for three long years!
on some deleted poem
19 Apr 2007, 8:53 AM
Having finished writing this did you go and gun down a load of students?
on Always there by holliebollie_19
19 Apr 2007, 8:55 AM
Hollie Bollie, this is indeed sort of like a song. It is sort of like a song before it is sung.
on The Corner Tavern by jessicazee
19 Apr 2007, 8:57 AM
Dogs who drink beer? Where did you think up this line? for dogs drink water not beer.
on What it Feels Like by laurahenn2010
19 Apr 2007, 9:02 AM
May I try the next verse for you:
An awkward fumbling at my bra,
A great bulging stiffy in your jeans,
Subsides in a damp, cloying puddle,
I must attend myself, by artificial means.
An awkward fumbling at my bra,
A great bulging stiffy in your jeans,
Subsides in a damp, cloying puddle,
I must attend myself, by artificial means.
on Beetles by cheese.doodles
17 May 2007, 8:46 AM
Excellent. I hate treading on things - like, you know, the earth.
on Four and a half paragraphs of silence by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
23 May 2007, 6:01 AM
Rejoice and praise ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
His face is ace, his touch imperious,
He makes buxom young women delirious,
No! of course I'm not being serious!
?-Dave_Mysterious-? well done on relogging in after four years, just one other thing - could you file a patent for this ill-conceived contraption I invented as a panacea for all domestic chores?
http://tinyurl.com/2yfdzj
His face is ace, his touch imperious,
He makes buxom young women delirious,
No! of course I'm not being serious!
?-Dave_Mysterious-? well done on relogging in after four years, just one other thing - could you file a patent for this ill-conceived contraption I invented as a panacea for all domestic chores?
http://tinyurl.com/2yfdzj
on some deleted poem
17 Jan 2008, 7:44 AM
Excuse me for asking, but is this poem about Amy Winehouse?
on Voice of the World by Dovina
17 Jan 2008, 7:47 AM
I closed my eyes, until they hurt,
And prayed it would go away,
But when, again, I opened my eyes,
This poem still looked really gay.
And prayed it would go away,
But when, again, I opened my eyes,
This poem still looked really gay.
on A River Ran Through It by Dovina
19 Oct 2007, 4:24 AM
Wow - you're still producing this bile!
on some deleted poem
12 Jan 2009, 7:31 AM
This poem couldn't be more wrong if you drove it to an outward bound centre for mentals, laced all the mentals' tea with Rhophnol and then allowed it to practice its flute playing with the mentals' private parts.
on To Poets Whose Writing is Fecal. by SupremeDreamer
12 Jan 2009, 7:34 AM
I understand you. You suffered a great loss in your early life and have spent the rest of it trying to replace the loss with a gigantic prosthetic. Unfortunately whilst some may replace a broken penis with a snooker ball in a sock you have chosen a she-pee.
on A hangman's moaning by Moauram
7 May 2013, 9:32 AM
Yes you the tool.