on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins
14 Feb 2007, 4:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/6133042.stm
on Yet more woe by Stephen Robins
14 Feb 2007, 4:55 AM
http://www.long-eaton.info/modules.php?name=News&;file=article&sid=409
on Campfire by MacFrantic
22 Mar 2007, 9:53 AM
Macfrantic, firstly you have a rubbish username, secondly this poem is moribund.
on Plurals by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
16 Feb 2007, 8:05 AM
Along a similar theme:
A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies
A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies
on Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
19 Feb 2007, 6:29 AM
An excellent tale about wiping and ships.
on some deleted poem
7 Feb 2007, 4:33 AM
Dizzyingly contentious, whilst evoking the creaking motion of redundant bow'ls suddenly roused to life.
on some deleted poem
7 Feb 2007, 4:34 AM
Is this a joke?
on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
22 Feb 2007, 6:15 AM
Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?
on The Dovina Limericks by Everyone
28 Feb 2007, 8:17 AM
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
on some deleted poem
28 Feb 2007, 8:22 AM
Clever witty and actually not long enough.
on Writer's Block by cheese.doodles
22 Mar 2007, 9:52 AM
Is this about porn?
on The Small Ones by Dovina
22 Mar 2007, 9:58 AM
This poem makes light of the deeply fecund stirrings of the author whilst, almost unbelievably, illustrating the juvenile chauvinism that most men exhibit to their womenfolk. Truly, a Duchy Original hobnob perched on the side of a eunuch's head could not create more worrying signs of modern day degradation than the impassioned twittering of this middle aged proto-crone.
on Pedaling West by Dovina
15 Mar 2007, 1:50 AM
There once was a blob named Dovina,
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Christ, you'd have wept had you seen her,
All of that weight,
Squeeze into four feet and eight,
She had the combined mass of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
on A KISS TO BUILD A DREAM ON . . . by stevopoet
10 Apr 2007, 4:04 AM
This is a terrible poem, if indeed it could be called a poem. Showing off that you know Gibraltar has a rock and that Thebes lies next door to the Garden of Eden is not sufficient to make up for the appallingly squelchy line: "That which cannot become grime in the wind."
on some deleted poem
10 Apr 2007, 8:28 AM
Have you not read "Applicative-Order Fixed-Point Operator"? You really are a blunderingly foolish old clown.
Asides from which it is men not man. It is true he can no longer write; not since he lost his arms in the accident.
Asides from which it is men not man. It is true he can no longer write; not since he lost his arms in the accident.
on Waffleman by Stephen Robins
15 Mar 2007, 3:43 AM
WAFFLE!
on some deleted poem
12 Apr 2007, 8:02 AM
From one to another I can tell you I share the pain.
Your words perfectly capture the agony caused by child abuse.
Your words perfectly capture the agony caused by child abuse.
on some deleted poem
16 Apr 2007, 3:49 AM
Are you writing poems about the luminaries on this excellent site? Please write about me next.