Waffleman

Member since 2003 · Posted 3 May 2005 · Edited 4 May 2005 · 6 comments

Where be d'waffleman? In d'shack! What be he smokin now? 'im smoke crack! Where be d'waffleman? Replenish my back, Dat, Damn waffleman, Shootin' up smack. Where be d'waffleman? I need a snack! Dat, Damn waffleman, So damn slack!

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[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3-May-05/2:29 PM Reply

WTF?

[10] zodiac › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3-May-05/2:29 PM Reply

I think it's a real song.

[n/a] Stephen Robins › zodiac 3-May-05/2:29 PM Reply

It is a real song in so far as it is written lyrics which accompany an offbeat reggae tune. It is about a friend of mine who pursued a different, less successful, career path than me. He became a surf bum/waffleman who is living the dream by spending the entirety of his life making waffles for tourists in Devon. And he makes damn bad waffles.

[n/a] Alizarin_Crimson 3-May-05/2:29 PM Reply

Again, I absolutely despise your work. And I know you'll take that as a compliment.

[n/a] Stephen Robins › Alizarin_Crimson 3-May-05/2:29 PM Reply

Silly cunt.

[n/a] Stephen Robins 15-Mar-07/3:43 AM Reply

WAFFLE!