on Hollywood Is The Pits by Lenore
24 Sep 2004, 4:49 AM
I can't be bothered to read this poem but I'm going to vote anyway
on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits
27 Sep 2004, 11:36 AM
Two in the flap;
One in the crap.
One in the crap.
on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits
28 Sep 2004, 12:59 AM
Two in the bud;
One in the mud.
Two in the gash;
One in the trash.
One in the mud.
Two in the gash;
One in the trash.
on Northern lights by Mr Pig
30 Sep 2004, 4:35 AM
East of Aberdeen,
from grey orb to pink hued sea
man and God yogurt.
from grey orb to pink hued sea
man and God yogurt.
on some deleted poem
30 Sep 2004, 4:38 AM
Read this poem aloud whilst doing an impression of Samuel L. Jackson
on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins
4 Oct 2004, 4:51 AM
There's only one type of footwear
That can truly be said to suit
The feet of an English gentleman:
The sturdy "Welly" boot.
Named after the intrepid Duke
Whose hobby was to shoot
The naughty, dirty Frenchmen:
A toast to the "Welly" boot!
The boot is made of rubber
And stands in high repute
With the King and all his serving-men:
Give praise to the "Welly" boot!
The wearer of the Oxford brogue
Looks like a common brute
When stood beside the wearer
Of the English "Welly" boot!
A sign of a valiant hero
Whom all the world salute:
Give praise to God and England;
Shout "Huzzah!" for the "Welly" boot.
That can truly be said to suit
The feet of an English gentleman:
The sturdy "Welly" boot.
Named after the intrepid Duke
Whose hobby was to shoot
The naughty, dirty Frenchmen:
A toast to the "Welly" boot!
The boot is made of rubber
And stands in high repute
With the King and all his serving-men:
Give praise to the "Welly" boot!
The wearer of the Oxford brogue
Looks like a common brute
When stood beside the wearer
Of the English "Welly" boot!
A sign of a valiant hero
Whom all the world salute:
Give praise to God and England;
Shout "Huzzah!" for the "Welly" boot.
on some deleted poem
26 Oct 2004, 5:06 AM
Bad boy Bill Cook is quite a gem,
With his paralysed body and ruptured brain stem.
He almost died in that terrible fall:
We thank Jesu that poor Bill can speak at all!
Andrea is a cute blonde slut
Who charges ten bucks for a cock in the butt.
For less than a dollar she'll suck on your wang
But she's keen to have an anal gangbang.
Kyle J.K. is amazingly gay
Who wears crotchless pants for his ass to display.
He's the world's most chronic masturbator:
And heâll wank again soon, and then again later.
Chris O., Benâs âLittle Boy Blue,â is really sweet.
He always asks me to lick his meat
Because he thinks it will cure his gayness.
In return he licks my anus.
The funny man on our team is Mike.
He's a real-life spastic, who we all dislike.
He suffers from an infection of the urinary tract
And smells so bad flies he does attract.
With his paralysed body and ruptured brain stem.
He almost died in that terrible fall:
We thank Jesu that poor Bill can speak at all!
Andrea is a cute blonde slut
Who charges ten bucks for a cock in the butt.
For less than a dollar she'll suck on your wang
But she's keen to have an anal gangbang.
Kyle J.K. is amazingly gay
Who wears crotchless pants for his ass to display.
He's the world's most chronic masturbator:
And heâll wank again soon, and then again later.
Chris O., Benâs âLittle Boy Blue,â is really sweet.
He always asks me to lick his meat
Because he thinks it will cure his gayness.
In return he licks my anus.
The funny man on our team is Mike.
He's a real-life spastic, who we all dislike.
He suffers from an infection of the urinary tract
And smells so bad flies he does attract.
on The correct order of things by Stephen Robins
1 Nov 2004, 4:42 AM
Below the plebs lie the I.F.A.s -
Those shabby cads who spend their days
Spouting garbled financial cliches:
They spend their evenings bumming gays.
Those shabby cads who spend their days
Spouting garbled financial cliches:
They spend their evenings bumming gays.
on A Christmas Thought by keatsImnot
7 Dec 2004, 7:37 AM
I think horus8 might be dead
on Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
10 Dec 2004, 5:17 AM
Pillow Talk
Young studs with plenty of anal action!
PILLOW TALK ... A sensational journey into the bedroom and beyond its boundaries. There hasn't been so much action in the bedroom since the beginning of man. These boys are performing up to snuff and the talk is so sensual that you'll be cuming in your pants.
From: Horizon Video
Year: 1999
Length: 90 Minutes
Director: Joel Cox
Starring: Peter Arayo, Damian Gaelic, Christian Johnson, David Michaelson, Jeff Sons, Ralph Steadman, Joe Treadman, Mike Wort
Themes: Anal Sex, Big Dicks, Bodybuilders, College Age, Deep Throat, Large Cocks, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Rimming ( Eating )
Format: VHS
Young studs with plenty of anal action!
PILLOW TALK ... A sensational journey into the bedroom and beyond its boundaries. There hasn't been so much action in the bedroom since the beginning of man. These boys are performing up to snuff and the talk is so sensual that you'll be cuming in your pants.
From: Horizon Video
Year: 1999
Length: 90 Minutes
Director: Joel Cox
Starring: Peter Arayo, Damian Gaelic, Christian Johnson, David Michaelson, Jeff Sons, Ralph Steadman, Joe Treadman, Mike Wort
Themes: Anal Sex, Big Dicks, Bodybuilders, College Age, Deep Throat, Large Cocks, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Rimming ( Eating )
Format: VHS
on Death by Liquid by PsydewaysTears
21 Dec 2004, 8:21 AM
â¢Â°â¢Flangeâ¢Â°â¢
on some deleted poem
9 Feb 2005, 8:27 AM
Utterly brilliant -1,000,000,000,000-
on some deleted poem
21 Jan 2005, 9:51 AM
Can't even be bothered to read it.
on some deleted poem
21 Jan 2005, 9:52 AM
May I be the second to congratulate you on the depth of your failure and the nonsensical desperation of your attempts to rhyme.
on some deleted poem
21 Jan 2005, 10:01 AM
Ten fingers make you retch
When I ram them down your throat.
Ten fingers really stretch
The anus of a stoat.
Ten fingers claw and scratch
Your baby's screaming face.
Ten fingers fist your snatch
With style and class and grace.
When I ram them down your throat.
Ten fingers really stretch
The anus of a stoat.
Ten fingers claw and scratch
Your baby's screaming face.
Ten fingers fist your snatch
With style and class and grace.
on some deleted poem
21 Jan 2005, 10:02 AM
Utterly, utterly sordid and shameful.
on Three In a Room by Sam
21 Jan 2005, 10:04 AM
Don't be gay
Join the Army
Join the Army
on Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry
3 Feb 2005, 9:14 AM
A joke from this week's POPBITCH(http://www.popbitch.com):
A man walks into a brothel and says "I've only
got a fiver - is there anything you can do for me?"
The Madam says "yes", and gives him a duck.
The man hands over the cash, and disappears
upstairs with the duck.
A couple of weeks later he comes back. "I've
got a tenner this time." he says, "What'll that
get me?" The madam hands the man another duck.
"Hold on!" says the man, "How come this duck is
a tenner when the other one was only a fiver?
"They're both bloody ducks."
"Ah yes, that's right", says the Madam,
"But this one doesn't have AIDS."
A man walks into a brothel and says "I've only
got a fiver - is there anything you can do for me?"
The Madam says "yes", and gives him a duck.
The man hands over the cash, and disappears
upstairs with the duck.
A couple of weeks later he comes back. "I've
got a tenner this time." he says, "What'll that
get me?" The madam hands the man another duck.
"Hold on!" says the man, "How come this duck is
a tenner when the other one was only a fiver?
"They're both bloody ducks."
"Ah yes, that's right", says the Madam,
"But this one doesn't have AIDS."