poemranker ::20 most recent comments by walrus8

Comments bywalrus8, the 20 most recent. Include replies

on For M. B. by Tits 15 Oct 2003, 8:52 AM
Excellent. -10-
on some deleted poem 16 Oct 2003, 5:14 AM
Splendid. -10-
on so much by highnightmaregurl 25 Jul 2003, 9:17 AM
You are indeed unique and rare, my sweet.
on Ode to a Fox Cub by http://mulberryfairy 25 Jul 2003, 8:59 AM
Any poem with "bowels" as the third word gets a thumbs up from me!! Cheers!
on Departing Suburbia by Caducus 25 Jul 2003, 9:05 AM
Please do not spit in my tea, kind sir.
on 8:45 AM Dentist Appointment by http://mulberryfairy 25 Jul 2003, 9:01 AM
I think you should replace the word "mouth" at the end of the third line with the word "anus":

Each time she placed
rubber gloved hands
inside my anus
I gagged,
my teeth’s chattering barely controlled
by the light pressure of her hand.
on Jaded by Caducus 25 Jul 2003, 9:04 AM
I think you should change the title: "How to Change an Old Man's Nappy, Part 1".
on Poemranker's Recent Infestation of Teenage Girls by 68.75.19.117 25 Jul 2003, 9:14 AM
I wish it to be known that I will happily give poetry classes to any girl under fifteen. First we shall discuss the poetic merit of my poems, concentrating on the masterful "AIDS in a van". Then we shall take off our clothes (so as to be nude) and proceed to the Towne Hall, where we shall recite The Collected Works of Jeremi B. Handrinos from start to finish.
on falling by highnightmaregurl 25 Jul 2003, 9:16 AM
Very good indeed! Please post some more poems on poemeranker.com! I will be delighted to read them! Keep up the good work! Cheers! Bye!
on untitled by highnightmaregurl 25 Jul 2003, 9:18 AM
Have you read "Anorexia for Beginners: A Guide for Fat Kids" by Dr Helmut Wank?
on There's no point by LosT SykoPath 25 Jul 2003, 9:23 AM
Brilliant! I love this poeme! I have learnt it off my heart and now I must log off as I'm going to read it aloud in a pet's mortuary to a bagpipe accompaniment. Cheers!
on some deleted poem 2 Jul 2003, 8:03 AM
MacGyver always reminded me of a beggar's nappy. He always bumbled about the place, gesticulating and squaking like some sort of deranged Harris.
on CrapBeer by DurtKL 25 Jul 2003, 9:06 AM
Real men drink tea.