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For M. B.

Member since 2003 · Posted 15 Oct 2003 · Edited 29 Apr 2004 · 28 comments

There was a young fellow called Matt Whose buttocks were covered in fat. His cheeks were quite bruised And his anus abused By a fellow called James "Nor-T-Hat"

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28 comments

[n/a] <~> 15-Oct-03/8:37 AM Reply

never figured you for a deleter.

ah, me.

[10] fuzzylogicisagimp 15-Oct-03/8:39 AM Reply

Excellent. -10-

[10] Johnnie Baptiste 15-Oct-03/8:39 AM Reply

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[10] Ya Kid K 15-Oct-03/8:40 AM Reply

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[10] King Abdullah I 15-Oct-03/8:40 AM Reply

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[10] King Abdullah II 15-Oct-03/8:41 AM Reply

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[10] wCUNTw 15-Oct-03/8:41 AM Reply

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[10] Big Daddy 15-Oct-03/8:42 AM Reply

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[10] deleted user 15-Oct-03/8:43 AM Reply

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[10] -=ropey_trajectory=- 15-Oct-03/8:44 AM Reply

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[10] -=Tan_Hand=- 15-Oct-03/8:45 AM Reply

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[10] doug_soderstrom 15-Oct-03/8:45 AM Reply

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[10] wEdible Underpantsw 15-Oct-03/8:46 AM Reply

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[10] thepinkbunnyofdooom 15-Oct-03/8:47 AM Reply

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[10] Wobble McFly 15-Oct-03/8:47 AM Reply

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[10] wwFrasier Allonbyww 15-Oct-03/8:48 AM Reply

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[10] Matthew Bennett 15-Oct-03/8:49 AM Reply

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[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 15-Oct-03/8:50 AM Reply

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[10] walrus8 15-Oct-03/8:52 AM Reply

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[10] Mr. Pig 15-Oct-03/8:52 AM Reply

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[0] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 15-Oct-03/9:29 AM Reply

How did you get to be a poemwanker? It must have happened withing the last week and a half going by the email address in the red box. Tell me now. I can't be bothered to email you. Was it for inappropriate elevation of Christian baked goods?

[0] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 15-Oct-03/3:10 PM Reply

I still don't understand how you found out that Joe-Joe's real name is James Wright.

[10] wEdible Underpantsw › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 17-Oct-03/7:09 AM Reply

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

And horus8's real name is Matthew Bennett!!!!!!!!

And my real name is Alex Turner!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.

[5] Shuushin 15-Oct-03/11:27 AM Reply

I would like to tell you how impressed I am at this poem.

[10] Everyone 15-Oct-03/11:45 AM Reply

We love it.

[0] god'swife › Everyone 15-Oct-03/11:51 AM Reply

Except me. Poser.

[10] wEdible Underpantsw › god'swife 17-Oct-03/7:10 AM Reply

Poo paper

[4] calliope 18-Oct-03/10:39 AM Reply

greasy