replying on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
14 Sep 2003, 3:07 AM
I write poetry from my heart, not a dictionary.
replying on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward
12 Sep 2003, 6:32 PM
That doesn't mean anything at all.
replying on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
12 Sep 2003, 6:26 PM
You certainly did.
replying on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
12 Sep 2003, 6:16 PM
Infinity.
replying on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
12 Sep 2003, 6:08 PM
Thank you. I in turn present you with a score of 0.125 - fairly respectable. +0.2 typo critisising penalty. I did know how to spell assumption, honest.
replying on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward
12 Sep 2003, 5:52 PM
(See "THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!!!")
on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward
12 Sep 2003, 5:30 PM
I have already written the perfect poem. Maybe you might be able to write the second best poem or something.
replying on Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz
12 Sep 2003, 9:59 AM
Do you only feel like that at 365.24 day intervals?
on A Fistful of Haiku at School by HaikuMofo
12 Sep 2003, 9:54 AM
My favorite is the third from the bottom.
on I am an genius, and you're a stupid turd by Shardik
12 Sep 2003, 9:51 AM
What a scathing satire.
replying on In Memory of Princess Diana by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
12 Sep 2003, 9:49 AM
You have made three glaring errors:
a)The boy in the poem is merely fictional, and therefore incapable of acquiring knowledge or skills.
b)You have confused the expression "To stand on ones's face" with the action of actually physically standing on one's face.
c)I never claimed to write poetry for a living (though I of course could do if I so chose). You can't just make a word into an insult by putting it in inverted commas.
a)The boy in the poem is merely fictional, and therefore incapable of acquiring knowledge or skills.
b)You have confused the expression "To stand on ones's face" with the action of actually physically standing on one's face.
c)I never claimed to write poetry for a living (though I of course could do if I so chose). You can't just make a word into an insult by putting it in inverted commas.
on Junky Dreaming by J.B. Manning
11 Sep 2003, 3:23 PM
Gritty.
replying on Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz
11 Sep 2003, 3:19 PM
Just one day at a time.
on Lifestyles of the ripe and glamourless by horus8
11 Sep 2003, 3:15 PM
But being materialistic is great.
on Style by Nicholas Jones
11 Sep 2003, 9:55 AM
This is actually surprisingly good for a poem not written by me. The last verse gets a bit poncey, but the last line makes up for it.
on Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero) by scitz
11 Sep 2003, 9:48 AM
Wow! I'd never have guessed that someone was going to write a poem about 11th september today! That was completely unforseeable! Your unpredictability is to be truly praised! Who'd have thought that a poem about the desruction of the world trade centre would be posted on the exact aniversery of its occurrence? An amazing but original coincidence!
replying on Ode to My Crack by J.B. Manning
10 Sep 2003, 4:51 PM
My own buttocks are perfectly fine where they are, thankyou.
replying on On getting back by horus8
10 Sep 2003, 2:26 PM
That's my real name as it appears on my birth certificate, I'll have you know.
on Ode to My Crack by J.B. Manning
10 Sep 2003, 2:23 PM
Maybe you should have your buttocks amputated.
replying on A Lovely Surprise by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Sep 2003, 3:41 PM
I must confess Sir, I do not even know what a sonnet is!!!