on On getting back by horus8
9 Sep 2003, 3:34 PM
I think you may have neglected to arrange all of your lines into the corrcet order. Be more careful next time.
on sick love by Nirvana13666
9 Sep 2003, 3:31 PM
I was hoping this poem was going to be about intimacy involving regurgitation. I was sadly disapointed. I pox be on you!
replying on F.R.O.G. by Garrett S Sexton
9 Sep 2003, 3:24 PM
Except, on reflection, this poem must be a joke. I change my vote to a 10.
on F.R.O.G. by Garrett S Sexton
9 Sep 2003, 3:20 PM
Why is this site infested with so many religeous zealots? If anyone here is thinking of becoming a religeous zealot, please take this advice: read the Bible. Not just selected passages, the whole thing. Honestly, it's completely fucked up. See the verses I posted on "Jesus Speaks to Poemrankers" by Joe-Joe. I can't even give this poem the dignity of a zero. -1-
on I Usually Wear Pants by razorgrin
9 Sep 2003, 3:06 PM
I take it by "pants" you mean trousers? Are you not acquainted with proper English? Nonetheless, a most arousing haiku.
replying on Where are my Spectacles? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
9 Sep 2003, 6:07 AM
That would be a cheese storeroom.
on Something Lost, Something Gained by Irischer Junge
8 Sep 2003, 3:04 PM
entirely unremarkable.
on Help The Aged by Mr Pig
8 Sep 2003, 2:54 PM
I, my secret identity being Methusela, am 969 years old, and as such I enjoyed this poem greatly. I give you 10 for "he loads his fork gingerly" alone.
on (untitled) by http://bandgeek
8 Sep 2003, 7:16 AM
Splendid.
replying on A Lovely Surprise by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
8 Sep 2003, 7:12 AM
Why thank you. It's refreshing to learn that my genius is appreciated.
on The empty room by INTRANSIT
8 Sep 2003, 6:35 AM
Jesus is omniscient, and therefore would have to know the answer to the question "Jesus? what is wrong?". The logical inconsistency makes it hard to believe this is actually Jesus. Is it supposed to be a Jesus impersonator or imposter of some sort?
replying on Babelfish Poetry (III): Segen (Deutsch) by Geschäftsreise
8 Sep 2003, 5:31 AM
Nein, sie hat eine gepachtshliessfacher.
on (Untitled) by LuckyJoe
7 Sep 2003, 2:58 PM
Congratulations! It's not often one encounters such a generous expendature of voracity in poetry nowadays. The introspective rythm is simply sublime. Keep up the good work!!!
on :) by Moniquesuvee
7 Sep 2003, 2:29 PM
How dare you soil my name with this filth!
replying on A Lovely Surprise by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Sep 2003, 2:26 PM
Have you ever thought that Freud's work has been largly discredited and is only quoted by uninformed, pseudo-intellectual cretins.
replying on Vest by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Sep 2003, 2:22 PM
What are you talking about???????????????????????????????????
on My Id and I by William Delacroix
7 Sep 2003, 2:15 PM
Sex is naughty. Do not mention it again.
on Babelfish Poetry (III): Segen (Deutsch) by Geschäftsreise
7 Sep 2003, 2:08 PM
Deine muttie hat eine saftsack.
replying on Where are my Spectacles? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Sep 2003, 4:18 AM
A cheesemonger would only sell cheese, wheras a cheesesmith would make it. Also, the cheesemonger would conduct his business from a shop, and therefore have no need for a cheese shed.
on Concieted Checkmate. by LuckyJoe
5 Sep 2003, 4:17 PM
Perhaps this poem could be improved if it was set in space.