Have I not now repaid my debt to society? May I now be permitted to post my humble opinions on the most redoubtable forum known as Poemranker? After all, opinions is what it's all about. isn't it? Yes, it is.

no, you.

I was assuming the boulder has the same density as water. I win.

No, look, what is the Alex's real name, as it appears on his birth certificate? Clearly it is "Burgers". His nickname is Alex. You are wrong, whoever you are - I imagine that both Matthew and James would claim to have invented the name Burgers.

I have not heard that question, but I have heard of Archimedes' principle - the water level stays the same.

Ok, an equalateral triangle can fall through it's hole. At least I don't award jobs based on the ability to instantly solve crappy brainteasers. Look, you should always work on this principle: I am the cleverest person in the world, therefore anything I say is the best thing to say given the circumstances.

An equalateral triangle still wouldn't fall through the hole. You're theory is therefore wrong, or at best incomplete. It just so happens that the circle can't fall down the hole, but that doesn't explain why it isn't triangle shaped. Is that why you wrote "Tri-again"? Clearly the real reason must be so that the workman is presented with the same hole no matter what angle he approaches it from. e.g. if it was square, a man approaching from 45 degrees would have more chance of falling in than a man approaching from 0 degrees, which would be unfair.

You think you're pretty clever, don't you? Well, for your information, his name is Burgers "Alex" Turner.

I have still have a large reserve of prawnes up my sleeve.

Where I live, manholes are entirely two dimensional. Idiot.

What? A rectangular manhole cover couldn't fall down the hole at any angle, nor could a triangular one, or a man shaped one. I think it is because the circle is the purest shape known to man, and so is necessary to ward off the impureness which it covers.

I have no time for this nonsense - there's quantum physics to be done!!!

Congratulations, Sir! You have me in checkmate I fear: If I do not reply, you win the argument by default, yet if I do, I prove your claim that I am a "pre-adolescent fuckwit" by appearing so childish as worry over the afore said insult.

However, I have one last pawne up my sleeve:

Have you stopped being gay yet?

Why must you always pick on me?

You must be one wild child!!!1

I don't care for your attitude.

Have you tried looking begind the sofa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

If you were here now, I would chase you round with a worm and say it was a bloodsucker. Then we would see who was the Gyrwirl.