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Ode № 112481

Hand Job

by unnesessary

Member since 2004 · Posted 15 Sep 2004 · Edited 15 Sep 2004 · 7 comments

Jeremy -shardick, back ass 8,whore us 8 - you suck so bad, that I kind of feel sorry for you, your almost like a retarded cousin - or a perverted uncle.I'm sorry about your lack of talent - your lack of ideas - your sheer and total lack of thought.

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7 comments

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-Sep-04/4:15 PM Reply
At least I can differentiate between the words 'your' and 'you're', lapsnorkle.

Besides we all know that it's called a "Hand-Shandy", and since you haven't removed those oven mitts in some time... Odds are YOU'RE going to have to blow this cob.
[n/a] unnesessary › <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-Sep-04/10:59 PM Reply
I wish your poems were as thoughtfull as your comments!
But you're still a dick handler.
[10] Doug 15-Sep-04/11:28 PM Reply
Jeremy really does suck at poetry(and dick).
[10] klosterfobik 15-Sep-04/11:38 PM Reply
Bravo!
[10] deleted user 15-Sep-04/11:52 PM Reply
True
[n/a] edpeterson 16-Sep-04/9:23 AM Reply
this is a poem?
[10] deleted user › edpeterson 17-Sep-04/6:29 PM Reply
No an (ode)or statement?