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MENSA's For Fags Like Me

Member since 2002 · Posted 24 Dec 2004 · 2 comments

OXXO XOOOX OOXXOO OOXX OOXX XOOX OXXO OXXO OXXO OOXXO OXXXXX OXXXXXXXX OOOOOXXXXO OOOOOXXOO OOOOOOX I once was so very smart So very smart I cut a fart I spliced it up, and wired It too, and that day God Made The Baby Jesu Build me a Hot Rod. Jesus built my hot rod It does a hundred and ten Million different things Evey time I hit a bend Back fires like the son of God Jesus Christ, he built my hot rod I'm not dead, I wrote Zombie Love Opened up for the Cramps When Jesus spilt my lava lamp I'm no River Cuomo Though Harvard let Me disco in the field In Madagascar Dipped in Crisco Jesus and I fried On shrooms from afar Then blew up Nabisco And hit the Gay Bar Jesus built my Hot Rod! Jesus built my Hot Rod! Jesus built my Hot Rod! Yeah! I wear flames Spit fire Queer as Uranus I love McGyver Quantum leap & Star Trek Jesus  built my Hotrod while I snorted parts With Beck. Yeah! Go, ahead clap.

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2 comments

[2] Doug 26-Jan-05/1:32 PM Reply
Not funny or clever?
So what is this?
Just lame.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 29-Aug-06/7:42 AM Reply
This is total shit. I just read 2 of your bits and they were OK but now you've descended to this shit I expect of people lile Horus8.