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Valantine

Member since 2005 · Posted 3 May 2005 · Edited 9 May 2005 · 1 comment

I burnt your house oh love of mine I raped your maids and drank your wine I did it whilst you went to town Your ever loving valentine

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[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 17-May-05/1:00 AM Reply
I fisted your Gran and broke her spine
I burnt your Princess Diana shrine
I ripped up your favourite golden gown
Your ever loving Courtney Pine, Top Jazz Saxophonist