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Z higher of arts (Limerick) by ==Doylum
He tried to write words like mr grass but could only pull words out his ass his grasp of written word was quite frankly absurd and not nearly enough to impress darling Frass His attempts to create political statment made it look like he'd had his will-y bent by a toff from left of middle who'd commissioned the riddle but at least it helped pay the rent Following Lebbeus Wood He designed erections as big as he could But his life as a CAD really turned out quite bad when his tower flopped with a thud His next job was sculpting a beauty But finance wouldn't even strech to a cutie In a case of art imitating life he sculpted in lard with a knife And paid her in congigal duty He next bent his expertise to Trouve Feeling he had something to prove And though Ofili used dung his shit will never be hung In a tupaware pyramid in the Louvre. His failure at the higher of arts led to a career as king of the farts but monsieur Le Petomane got there first with his bowls that burst Now hes only fit to pull reversing Curdish Tarts

Down the ladder: All A Mistake

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.9166665
Weighted score: 5.670137
Overall Rank: 2066
Posted: September 2, 2002 5:57 AM PDT; Last modified: September 3, 2002 3:44 AM PDT
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[6] Christof @ | 2-Sep-02/6:14 AM | Reply
These are funny and I like the way you've forced the rhymes to comic effect, but none of these buggers scans properly.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 2-Sep-02/6:20 AM | Reply
And this, handshandy, is a continuation.
[6] Christof @ | 2-Sep-02/6:29 AM | Reply
Of what?
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 2-Sep-02/6:53 AM | Reply
Of Our lord and saviour, the land of 60 million micks, as wonderful and noble as the pink empire, an limerick. And of the fact that my willy is bigger than yours
[8] horus8 @ | 2-Sep-02/3:26 PM | Reply
hey 'spuds' stanza 5, line 3 (dung)....just helping you obtain the fluffy mashed consistency that an artist of your caliber deserves daily, hourly , secondly, jiffily....
[4] Frass @ | 2-Sep-02/8:18 PM | Reply
Thanks for the reference, Dylm, I'll share this sextuplet limerick with my grandchildren. Although sifting through your emissions on this site to find something mildly diverting is akin to groping around at midnight in a shit bog, I do like the first two lines of the fourth limerick which end with beauty and cutie.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 3-Sep-02/3:44 AM | Reply
Thanks fadge, i shall change it this very second, instant, moment, jiffy, stiffy, wood i be able to pop some with you, just so long as i'm not so very mashed.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ | 3-Sep-02/3:51 AM | Reply
What are you doing in a shit bog Frass. Searching for yourself? I suggest it would be easier to look at spiders webs, of a freshly laid dog turd, epecially if you can find one of those white crusty ones that are rarely to be seen nowadays (would show up better). Otherwise twould be like looking for a frass in a farmyard.
[4] nentwined @ | 11-Sep-02/12:32 PM | Reply
several bits where the lines don't fit the form; rather hurts tromping through a limerick and you hit one of those bits.
[8] <~> @ | 13-Sep-02/2:09 PM | Reply
well, wingy-d, i wish this was about me... with the Z, and all...but my lips did twist with a wry and merry grin at the clues you his within...even if the scan was off a bit. i won't hold it against ye
[6] Mr Pig @ | 21-Jun-03/9:50 AM | Reply
Jolly hockeysticks this raised my furred brow and by columbus I liked it. 6
[8] horus8 @ | 21-Jun-03/10:02 AM | Reply
A dandy
[1] Edna Sweetlove @ | 20-May-06/5:02 PM | Reply
Over long and badly rhymed. Spelling bad. Humour wet.
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