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My First Hangover

Member since 2003 · Posted 28 Mar 2006 · 4 comments

Ow! My head is pounding Keep it down Don't make a loud sound. Ow! My world is spinning I still taste gin I'm going back to bed again. Then I keel over It's my first hangover. Oooh! A thousand minute pee Speak softly Call into work for me. Oooh! My stomach is in loops I must regroup My poop comes out like soup. Then I keel over It's my first hangover. Ahhh! I think it's gonna break No more headache I'm almost wide awake. Ahhh! I'm so thirsty Would you please Open a beer for me? Then I keel over It's my first hangover.

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[7] Bobjim 28-Mar-06/5:51 AM Reply

Pretty good. Though I never get hangovers.

[8] ecargo 28-Mar-06/6:26 AM Reply

Heh--cute. There's nothing--NOTHING--worse than a gin-induced hangover. Ugh.

[5] matt door 28-Mar-06/7:33 PM Reply

Did'nt know Nick-at-Night was holding a poetry contest.
This would win the 7th grade class by a hair.

[n/a] mindsigns › matt door 29-Mar-06/1:11 AM Reply

Nick at night-ish, I agree, so how else would you want to write a poem about long urinal excretion, gin hangovers and diarrhea...in the style of James Joyce maybe??? Or maybe Nietzsche??
I think a 7th grade style fits perfectly with these "fart joke" type of lyrics. So i guess I'm taking your comments as a complimient, Thanks!