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Descartes' Immortal Truth

by Edna Sweetlove

Member since 2006 · Posted 18 May 2006 · 8 comments

Whilst squatting one day on my pan As steaming turds surged from my can, I thought of Descartes After pumping a fart; What truth! "I shit therefore I am".

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[3] Stephen Robins 19-May-06/8:02 AM Reply
I like the way you voted for yourslf but to give it authenticity you voted 8 rather than 10. However, for a proper spasm of reality why not give it a proper vote of -3-!

I arc a rope of cum in your eye and lauch as you wince.
[1] horus8 21-May-06/10:34 PM Reply
Yes, you are, ah har dee har har...
but being so quick with your ass
you should have noticed the pass
that the sporitely priest made
Upon your gay parade
you're hardly gay, but a fan.
[9] Dan garcia-Black 23-May-06/10:44 AM Reply
This poem is excellent but for one fact. The dead will have, on occasion, a bowel movement after bacteria and gas have their way with food left in stomach and intestines. So, one may shit and not be. Sorry.
[n/a] lmp › Dan garcia-Black 23-May-06/11:51 AM Reply
well, to be truthful, when the dead shit, they are. they are dead.
[9] Dan garcia-Black › lmp 23-May-06/11:57 AM Reply
Touché’, Imp.
[n/a] ALChemy › Dan garcia-Black 23-May-06/12:11 PM Reply
Some of us living folk already shit shamelessly. See above poem and author.
[4] Ranger 1-Jun-06/5:14 AM Reply
Last line goes on a bit. A bit overwritten ('What truth!'). Not bad though.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Aug-06/12:31 PM Reply
Try to imagine not shitting. Does a contradiction arise from this proposition? You are a colossal boob.