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Limerick № 143523

San Franscisco

by John Rambo

Member since 2006 · Posted 21 May 2006 · 4 comments

A fairy from Frisco named Bobby Loved having the rauchiest hobby. He'd take men on a date And then spooge on their plate While his dog licked his arse in the lobby.

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A favorite of Edna Sweetlove.

4 comments

[9] Edna Sweetlove 21-May-06/4:40 PM Reply
The standard of limerick-writing here is f*cking abysmal, yet this is not at all bad. Not excellent (see my own wondrous limericks) but good. I would give it 10 except I haven't the faintest idea what "spooge" means. I suppose I could google it but why waste my time? Do you mean splooge? Or spunk?
[8] wilco 22-May-06/8:28 PM Reply
That's funny
[10] Sing4Jesus! 23-Aug-06/9:57 AM Reply
Jesus WORSHIPS this!
[9] Edna Sweetlove 25-Feb-08/6:38 PM Reply
This is a lovely poem. I think you should post it at another website I sometimes go to: http://poetryaddicts.pcriot.com/forum/ - it would be much loved there as indeed would you.....