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A Poem For George Bush
Dedicated to Mr G.W.Bush
c/o The White House
Washington DC
USA
A few words to thank you for invading our land:
Thank you for getting rid of that Saddam Hussein
(So sad you found none of the weapons you sold him)
Thank you for killing off thousands of our women
And maiming thousand upon countless thousand more
With your illegal chemical weapons and bombs.
We loved our recent democratic elections
Even more than the corrupt interim regime
Set up to supervise all the devastation
Caused by your nice marauding psychopathic troops.
And we know it's nothing at all to do with oil
Or diverting attention from domestic problems.
Now that summer is a coming in we're so pleased
That the electric supplies are working so well
So we can enjoy nice luke-warm coca cola
As we swelter underneath the warm desert sun.
But we are so pleased the US army bases
Have their air conditioning in tip-top order.
So eagerly are we all now looking forward
To the thrilling civil war due to start quite soon;
You see, it will be an exciting four-way fight:
Sunnis vs. Shias vs. Kurds vs. the invaders.
Except you'll find some excuse to pull out
Just in time before the body count gets too high.
We also want to thank your British lapdog, Blair,
And do console him that he will be out on his neck,
Reputation ruined, thanks to his warlike stance.
But every cloud has its silver lining, so reflect:
America stands loathed worldwide, even by its friends,
As your hegemony draws to its inevitable end.
From Al-i-Baba
(On behalf of the bloodstained Iraqi people)
38 comments
Your gloating over the prospect of civil war is equally surprising, particularly when the coalition's enemy in Iraq - the insurgency - has openly declared that they want to foment a civil war between Sunnis and Shia. That's why they blow up mosques and fire rockets into crowds of pilgrims. I'll grant there's an argument to be made about whether or not the presence of foreign troops in Iraq makes the situation worse for ordinary Iraqis. It's not a strong enough argument to dissuade me from supporting regime change, but it is at least an argument I can respect. But when you post five verses about the plight of the Iraqi people, spend the entire time spouting Michael Moorisms, AND DON'T DIRECT A SINGLE WORD OF CRITICSM TOWARDS THE INSURGENCY, it makes me think that you're not so much anti-war, as pathologically anti-American. In future, if you want something to blame for the sectarian strife in Iraq, blame more than 20 years under brutal dictatorship, rather than our overdue attempts, against considerable odds, to rectify the situation.
You strike me as being a totally brain-washed piece of US garbage. Kindly do not communicate with your betters again.
Consider Iraq as it was before the invasion. Plot its future in a world where nobody intervenes. Is it a bloodless path? Is it a path that leads closer to a long term solution to the problem? Is it a path that leads nowhere? When Saddam dies, who fills the vacuum? A democratic, federal government? A Zarqawi clone? Saddam's sons? Mother Teresa II? Bill Cosby? The coalition invades, innocent people die. The coalition ignores Iraq, innocent people die. What would you do?
This is why GWB considers Iraq a success.
The weapons of mass distruction are in China and Saudi Arabia is a main supplier of oil to them. Just in case you were wondering why we're really in the middle east.
That's the stupidest metaphor mixed or not that I've ever heard.
âFor hundreds of years Man has tried to tame the Negro, but in all that time only one Negro can be said to have been fully domesticated, and that was Bill Cosby. Since then, Negroes have laid their eggs all over America, and where once a single Man, whipping for 24 hours a day, was enough to curb their beastly urges, Townsfolk now need to employ fifty such Men, each of them whipping furiously, drenched in sweat, and unable to adjust their Wellingtons. Eventually, they die of exposure. It is true, a Man may befriend a Negro, but that is simpy because the Negro is trying to lure the Man back to its burrow so it can make him watch Sidney Poitier films. Quite frankly, the 'doubt and reluctance' we all feel when approaching Negroes is the only thing stopping us from spouting afros and covering ourselves in ridiculous gold trinklets.â http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?i
There is nothing wrong with being a black woman. This is the term used in Britain and is the correct one. Exactly the same as calling Bush a white man. What is wrong is being a lack of Bush and a hypocrite. That is what Rice is. The Lebanese quite rightly told her to bugger off. And if I were unfortunate enough to meet either her or Bush that is what I would say too.
There is a Lithuanian proverb,
"Kairi, zvairi, ir rudaki
Mesk i vandeni kad paskestu."
Edna translates this as...
"Left-handers, cross-eyed squinters and ginger-hairs,
Throw them into the water
And let them drown."
This is true.
Incidentally, by no transliteration system in the world is it correct to write Ali Baba with hyphens. Especially not with two hyphens, as the word "Ali" in Arabic means 'big' or 'high' and the word 'Baba' means 'daddy'. But hey, way to speak for an entire people you have no real idea about! Nice!
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