poemranker ::Oh my gosh what was that? by ==Doylum

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Free verse № 15303

Oh my gosh what was that?

by ==Doylum

Member since 2002 · Posted 16 Sep 2002 · 19 comments

i just saw some shite whilst i sucked upon my humbug i did not think it right that the crap in front of me be formed in such a way as to be offensive to mine eyes so i shouted out aloud i'm blank or blanks and mighty proud i then picked up that dastardly turd and began to shape it with my hands til i had in front of me a great and mighty sea and i forbad those who would to sail upon that ocean for the only place to be is at either end of a notion and when those who walk by cannot see what lies between i smear it in ther face and paint them very green but if i spy a piece of poo that i can not get a grasp i dismiss it with a hurah and pull a new one out my arse.

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[5] <~> 16-Sep-02/10:19 AM Reply
gold star for you wingy-d
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 16-Sep-02/3:20 PM Reply
what not a brown one?
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 16-Sep-02/4:10 PM Reply
are you confusing me with frass?
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 16-Sep-02/4:18 PM Reply
in what way
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 16-Sep-02/4:19 PM Reply
i'll not give you the brown star you seek, but he know where to find them.
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 16-Sep-02/4:22 PM Reply
ah i see, i hadn't quite meant it in that spirit, but do you really think frass would yeild? i fear not.
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 16-Sep-02/4:24 PM Reply
no, i guess he wouldn't. he did come out to the ranker as professedly straight, after all. but he might know a few who'd gladly yield. isn't a gold star good enough? would you like a green one?
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 16-Sep-02/4:29 PM Reply
I had 5 day old seafood tonight i already have a green one. Why thank you mermaid princess, if only i could truely believe.
[5] <~> › ==Doylum 16-Sep-02/4:34 PM Reply
you are most welcome, wingy-d. alack, allay! fins and wings will have their say...
[4] deleted user 16-Sep-02/10:39 AM Reply
wing-d is right! this a is serious flutter trap of goodwill! but a bronze is as high as i can go, captain.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-02/11:29 AM Reply
Oh, Soylum. It's OK to be jealous of me! You should stop trying to rationalise your bitterness and just let the tears of shame flow. For it is you who is the one who does not see.
[n/a] ==Doylum › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-02/3:10 PM Reply
orrh how cute you thought it was for you. Yes i know its ok to be jealous of you but i don't try to rationalise it I simply sit in my moist puddle of shame as my terry fills up to the brim, all warm and safe.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › ==Doylum 16-Sep-02/4:55 PM Reply
I wasn't sure if it was or not, but given that a) you try to mock me on a regular basis b) it contains admonishments for frequently writing about 'turd' and c) the poeme accuses the accusee of things that -=Dark_Angel=- is often accused of, I thought it a reasonable bet. And anyone who sayeth otherwise is gay.
[n/a] ==Doylum › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-02/5:12 PM Reply
My dearset -=dark_lord=- a) when did i mock you? I played a bit of imerarmy with you name but that is all. b) It doesn't slap anyone for messing with poo, its about peoples polarisation of argument. c) i shall write an poem for yo:- -=Dark_Angel=- is a lovely, i'd like to smell his shorts, i don't care a fig for those, who would make rude retorts, bout my awful habit, of smelling peoples rears, besides i wont even hear them, with two Frass mushrooms in my ears. I am Gay
[5] <{Baba^Yaga}> 16-Sep-02/11:32 AM Reply
your diaper needs a changing, but i'm a bad mother, so change it your self.
[n/a] ==Doylum › <{Baba^Yaga}> 16-Sep-02/3:11 PM Reply
shaln't its nice and warm
[n/a] ==Doylum › <{Baba^Yaga}> 16-Sep-02/3:42 PM Reply
nice to see you swinging on the coat tails again
[0] horus8 26-Dec-02/3:19 PM Reply
your confessional is lacking pyrgates and enbrowning, you have no prawnes...and worst of aLL NO POOP DECK.therefore, you leave me no choice, but to offer you the plank complete with corn and whole peanuts. also we have a plank that comes in wood grain, hangover black and sesame seed. enjoy.r
[n/a] ==Doylum › horus8 28-Dec-02/5:28 PM Reply
Does your wood really have corn and browne bits upon it? Why my dear fellow one could almost surmise that you own an home of sexual. Are you indeed an homeowner?